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Minnesota State @ Minnesota
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Re: Minnesota State @ Minnesota
Mavstink oh Mavstink, where for art thou Mavstink?
You don't call, you don't talk trash, and you don't bring me flowers anymore. But I do have something I brought for you. It is a freshly opened can of whoop arse and a super-sized bag of McDonalds. First order of business...the Gopher-Mavrrhea series. The Gophers have returned from the WCHA abyss and have shown to be back in the game with a #1 national ranking and some strong play. Granted, we have slid to #5 and have some Friday jitters (stay out of the pubs on Thurs. lads) but nothing cures a mini-swoon like a good Manpoopo Mavstink whoopin'. Yes, there will be a whoopin' with Nicky Bjugstad sniping 26 goals, Kyle Rau garbage pailing 14 goals with 16 assists, and Ken Patterson allowing -5 goals. Disco Donny will show Troy where he can get his hair done, and Goldy Gopher will saddle up the Mavstink mascot and ride him all the way to victory lane. Sounds good to me.
As for you Mavstink, I challenge you to get out of the McDonalds Playland and into the fight. Your team is up against it this weekend and they need your support. It will be like the days of Techmo Bowl when Marion Butts and Leslie O'neal would own you. But I don't think you have it in you as you have Tebow-mania and your focus is on this weekend's Viking-Bronco tilt. I challenge you Mavstink to tell me how the Manpoopo Mavstinks will counter the Gopher gold rush this weekend.
Mavstink oh Mavstink, where for art thou Mavstink?
You don't call, you don't talk trash, and you don't bring me flowers anymore. But I do have something I brought for you. It is a freshly opened can of whoop arse and a super-sized bag of McDonalds. First order of business...the Gopher-Mavrrhea series. The Gophers have returned from the WCHA abyss and have shown to be back in the game with a #1 national ranking and some strong play. Granted, we have slid to #5 and have some Friday jitters (stay out of the pubs on Thurs. lads) but nothing cures a mini-swoon like a good Manpoopo Mavstink whoopin'. Yes, there will be a whoopin' with Nicky Bjugstad sniping 26 goals, Kyle Rau garbage pailing 14 goals with 16 assists, and Ken Patterson allowing -5 goals. Disco Donny will show Troy where he can get his hair done, and Goldy Gopher will saddle up the Mavstink mascot and ride him all the way to victory lane. Sounds good to me.
As for you Mavstink, I challenge you to get out of the McDonalds Playland and into the fight. Your team is up against it this weekend and they need your support. It will be like the days of Techmo Bowl when Marion Butts and Leslie O'neal would own you. But I don't think you have it in you as you have Tebow-mania and your focus is on this weekend's Viking-Bronco tilt. I challenge you Mavstink to tell me how the Manpoopo Mavstinks will counter the Gopher gold rush this weekend.
ScoobyDoo
NPC
Driftryder
Gopher Hockey
Re: Minnesota State @ Minnesota
Yeah that stat surprised me, hopefully that will light some fires under a few butts and they will come out hungry and we'll see a 60 min arse kicking.
Yeah that stat surprised me, hopefully that will light some fires under a few butts and they will come out hungry and we'll see a 60 min arse kicking.
SCSU Euro
New member
Re: Minnesota State @ Minnesota
I just looked it up and our senior class is 5-5-2 against them, but I would've honestly assumed it was the other way around with you guys being .500 against them over the last 3+ and us 3 games under .500.
I just looked it up and our senior class is 5-5-2 against them, but I would've honestly assumed it was the other way around with you guys being .500 against them over the last 3+ and us 3 games under .500.
Re: Minnesota State @ Minnesota
The gauntlet has been thrown down. Mavstink needs to take his skirt off and show he's man enough to answer this challenge.
Mo-Tay!
The gauntlet has been thrown down. Mavstink needs to take his skirt off and show he's man enough to answer this challenge.
Mo-Tay!
Re: Minnesota State @ Minnesota
I think the games in the X between the Gophers and Mavericks have always been Mavericks' "home" games. We gave up real home games for the $$$.
Re: Minnesota State @ Minnesota
I know. The "" was for calling a game in St. Paul a home game for a team located in Mankato. I just didn't know if it (they?, can't remember if it happened more than once) was included in the record quoted.
I know. The "" was for calling a game in St. Paul a home game for a team located in Mankato. I just didn't know if it (they?, can't remember if it happened more than once) was included in the record quoted.
Re: Minnesota State @ Minnesota
It was actually 2 games. The first one was just a single game. That's the one that people remember. The other one was labeled "Hockey Day Minnesota" (yes, I know that's the same thing as what FSN does) or something like that. In that one, the first game was SCSU vs UMD and the second one was MSU vs MN. That one was more widely accepted because it had the makings of a fun event to it. It never ended up happening again because the schedule makers apparently couldn't figure out how to make the 4 MN teams play each other on the same weekend.
It was actually 2 games. The first one was just a single game. That's the one that people remember. The other one was labeled "Hockey Day Minnesota" (yes, I know that's the same thing as what FSN does) or something like that. In that one, the first game was SCSU vs UMD and the second one was MSU vs MN. That one was more widely accepted because it had the makings of a fun event to it. It never ended up happening again because the schedule makers apparently couldn't figure out how to make the 4 MN teams play each other on the same weekend.
gopher wes
Dammit, Gorilla!!
Re: Minnesota State @ Minnesota
That was a fun day but no one showed up! As I remember, the upper level wasn't even open....
SCSU Euro
New member
It was called the Minnesota College Hockey Showcase and the attendance BLEW. Nobody showed up for first game and not even a huge crowd for second one. Don't remember if this year's seniors were in that game but I don't think so, and Gophers won that game anyway. Hope we get better attendance when the MN tourney starts up.
MavHockey14
New member
You're an idiot.
state of hockey
He fixes the cable?
Whoosh.
SCSU Euro
New member
Maybe he'll get the message if you tell him in big, purple letters
Re: Minnesota State @ Minnesota
CALLED US NAMES!!! Somebody is a bit too serious here! (Pssst...it's MavHockey14). Just having some fun...
CALLED US NAMES!!! Somebody is a bit too serious here! (Pssst...it's MavHockey14). Just having some fun...
Slap Shot
I got nothing
Re: Minnesota State @ Minnesota
Jeez... no friendly banter at all! We need Mavstink to put up a fight!
Jeez... no friendly banter at all! We need Mavstink to put up a fight!
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