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Michigan Tech Offseason II: We Won as Much Hardware as Ovechkin!!

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Re: Michigan Tech Offseason II: We Won as Much Hardware as Ovechkin!!

No way, community colleges like Northern accept everyone.

Dirty little secret: Tech does too, but then hits them with a crap load of weeder classes to get rid of them.

That way they get a semester or two worth of money out of them, and the PC folks can play the "we accept EVERYBODY! *huggles*" card.
 
Re: Michigan Tech Offseason II: We Won as Much Hardware as Ovechkin!!

Dirty little secret: Tech does too, but then hits them with a crap load of weeder classes to get rid of them.

That way they get a semester or two worth of money out of them, and the PC folks can play the "we accept EVERYBODY! *huggles*" card.

It also temporarily improves "The Ratio" every fall. ;)
 
Re: Michigan Tech Offseason II: We Won as Much Hardware as Ovechkin!!

I'm pretty sure the Ratio doesn't change much at the end of that first year, since there's more than enough stupid guys that fail out too. :o
This reminds me of this:

Why do blonde girls have bruises around their belly buttons?
 
Re: Michigan Tech Offseason II: We Won as Much Hardware as Ovechkin!!

This reminds me of this:

Why do blonde girls have bruises around their belly buttons?

My favorite is still "Why are noodles and blondes alike? Both squiggle when you eat 'em." :D
 
Re: Michigan Tech Offseason II: We Won as Much Hardware as Ovechkin!!

Word out of the paint store is that 'Hoven is delusional.

I never said you were. The word out of the paint store is that their supply of paint chips is way down, since 'diva has last been there.
 
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