I apologize in advance for the long post, but I feel the need to rant/tell road trip story. Skip to the bottom for a summary.
tTech vs tDuluth: GET IN THE VAN!
The van ride to Duluth is where both the fun and tragedy began. As far as the tragedy goes all I have to say is being stuck in a small enclosed area, with a psychotic driver, the pep bands notorious psycho Mr. Sunshine, and the always annoying, OMG I can drink alcohol and I'm underage, lets push everyone in this van to the verge of murder-suicide Crazytechfan.
The fun part includes backing over a toddler as we left the parking lot in our tank-van
![Roll eyes :rolleyes: :rolleyes:](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f644.png)
, the psycho bringing a bag full of candy and sharing with us, then making a sign that said "we have candy" and getting various responses from the people we passed, yelling "get in the van" to the girl at the KFC drive-through, and the psycho actually throwing candy out the window to a lady on tUMD campus.
Now the part about the horrible excuse of a bar/restaurant/lets have 3 locations within a block of each other known as Grandma's. First they made me wait at least 5 minutes to get my beer. Second, as a group we order 3 beers: 2 leinies and for me a miller high life,
the girl hands me a leinies. Lastly, I had to pay $3.02 for said beer
![Confused :confused: :confused:](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f615.png)
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Next came the best part of the weekend, the Misfits out-cheering the Dick in a Box UMD student group, and the Huskies taking the win in outstanding fashion.
After that, according to the Tech fans favorite slogan "Win or lose we booze", we headed to some Irish pub I can't remember the name of. It was a very nice place, but played a bit too much non-Irish music. I thoroughly enjoyed making fun of MEg's girlfriend and then watching him pout like a litte baby because his team lost to Tech.
Drinking with the big kids in the bar was a blast, although this leads to the most tragic event of the entire evening, even worse than losing 8-1 to UMD.
Along the way to Duluth, we stopped at a Burger King and I proceeded to place a magical token of power known as a BK crown upon my noble capitulum. I wore my crown with pride, and made the decision that this would be my hat for the weekend.
As I am leaving the bar I said something to some girl and at the sight of my crown she proceeded to de-crown me in a very violent malicious manner, removing some of my much needed hair, and then disappearing like a farking ninja. She is now known as the ******* ***** ***** **** from Duluth who stole my BK crown and caused the events of Saturday nights game to unfold.
Now time for Grandma's sucks part II. Duluth sucks and we got bored with it, so we decided to head to Grandma's early around 3:30 I think because the alumni gathering was set to begin at 5. We were led to a bunch of tables so we sat down. No one came and asked us if we needed anything. People actually had to go to another part of the building to get drinks
![Frown :( :(](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f641.png)
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In our boredom and lack of service, we saw some games we thought might be fun to play...we thought wrong. It is all just a Grandma's front to steal innocent visiting fans quarters and **** them off. Bubble hockey takes quarters even though its unplugged and then won't give them back or work once plugged in. Air hockey table doesn't work pugged in and with switch in on position. Shuffle board tables, no things to shuffle with (what are they called anyway?). Dart board no darts.
Time for dinner. Food was meh. Screw you Grandma's I hate you and hope I never see you again. Now time for what we thought would be something better, but again we thought wrong.
I think I watched a hockey game. At least the Misfits made friends with tUMD band. Hogwarts rejects...clap clap clapclapclap
![Big grin :D :D](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png)
We love the UMD band. They should play more though because they are good and canned music sucks.
In summary: GET IN THE VAN! We have candy. Don't ride in a vehicle with CTF. Grandma's sucks. Tech wins! I got drunk. Peach. Jesus hates Wisconsin. Biddco weeps. Some ***** stole my crown. Duluth sucks. Grandma's sucks Part II. Dick in Box sucks. Misfits are awesome. We love UMD band. We split. Long ride home, but with no CTF
![Big grin :D :D](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png)
All in all epic road trip.