Re: Maine offseason part II...Countdown to slightly above the Mendoza line.
I'm a little confused. You aren't powerless to create the change. Tim just has to be bought out, then someone else can miraculously save the program. Just pool your considerable resources and buy Tim out. It shouldn't be that hard, considering there is at least one wealthy VIP who posts in this thread regularly. Fortunately, he's not an Internet blowhard who likes to make a lot of noise while hiding behind anonymity. An Internet blowhard would scream about the coach, but a VIP would simply pick up the phone and tell President Kennedy he wants a change. If necessary, that VIP would open his estimable checkbook and inquire what the amount should be. An Internet blowhard would tell students he will give them 20 bucks and a case of beer to bring a sign to the game; a VIP wouldn't care about the printing costs and would arrange to have 5000 signs made and either hand them out before the game or get there early and put them in the seats himself (or have flunkies do it, since a VIP wouldn't waste his time with menial labor).
Many of you are influential donors who have season tickets, right? So why haven't you already notified President Kennedy of your convictions? Why is Tim still behind the bench? Just buy him out.
Here's President Kennedy's phone number, in case some of you misplaced it: (207) 581-1512. While you're at it, maybe you guys can buy Blake out, too.
Get to work. Next Friday's game is televised...if I tune in before the Minnesota/North Dakota game I expect to see a blizzard of "Fire Tim" signs...or if you're really influential, a new coach.
Or you can continue to post anonymously to an Internet message board.