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Jumpin Jerry's Circus Act visits Timid Tim at the Alfond

Re: Jumpin Jerry's Circus Act visits Timid Tim at the Alfond

Somebuddy on the Maine thread said "BC Sucks" :eek:
Can you believe that chit !!!!











bc sucks
 
Re: Jumpin Jerry's Circus Act visits Timid Tim at the Alfond

I know you are but what am I? I know you are but what am I? I know you are but what am I?
 
Re: Jumpin Jerry's Circus Act visits Timid Tim at the Alfond

Almost, dare I say....'gayish' ??

C'mon Larry. We had a lot of fun, and a bit of spilled blood, in the past. But that was when Maine had a Division 1 caliber program. Over the years how much crap did you give to Merrimack, PC or ZooMass? None. Unfortunately, Maine is now at their level.

And you say 'gayish' when you have a goalie who answers to darling?
 
Re: Jumpin Jerry's Circus Act visits Timid Tim at the Alfond

darling.. not to be confused with shemansky and van dyk
 
Re: Jumpin Jerry's Circus Act visits Timid Tim at the Alfond

Ouch.

Hey boyz (not to be confused with men) some very schmart tree huggers from VT passed this BC softie thing along to me.....dont shoot the messenger here.

I was going to one up Stevie with some gayish type BC names, but stranglely enough, no name on that team even comes to mind. Can you post a roster? Oh what, theres a traitor native to Maine .....Drummond or Dumbulin or Doumulin wuzzit ???? What do they call the midgets these dayz??
 
Re: Jumpin Jerry's Circus Act visits Timid Tim at the Alfond

Ouch.

Hey boyz (not to be confused with men) some very schmart tree huggers from VT passed this BC softie thing along to me.....dont shoot the messenger here.

I was going to one up Stevie with some gayish type BC names, but stranglely enough, no name on that team even comes to mind. Can you post a roster? Oh what, theres a traitor native to Maine .....Drummond or Dumbulin or Doumulin wuzzit ???? What do they call the midgets these dayz??

Check your USCHO email
 
Re: Jumpin Jerry's Circus Act visits Timid Tim at the Alfond

Check your USCHO email

Yeah man, that is interesting. Thanks for that info, I feel more at ease now about the whole situation.....makes me believe eventually everything will get worked out for the better. Keep ur fingers crossed, there may be forces greater than we all know at work.;)
 
Re: Jumpin Jerry's Circus Act visits Timid Tim at the Alfond

I'm waiting for an email. ;)


STATE OF MAINE - APPLICATION FOR RESIDENCY


Name: _________________


Age: ______ (if unsure, guess)


Sex: _____M_____F_____Not sure


Shoe Size: _____Left_____Right


Occupation:

[_] Farmer [_] Hockey Player

[_] Cheerleader [_] Gas Station Attendant

[_] Unemployed [_] Football Player


Spouse's Name_________________________

2nd Spouse's Name: _________________

3rd Spouse's Name: _________________


Lover's Name: ________________________

2nd Lover's Name: ___________________


Relationship to spouse:

[_] Sister [_] Aunt

[_] Brother [_] Uncle

[_] Mother [_] Son

[_] Father [_] Daughter

[_] Cousin [_] Pet


Number of children living in household: _____

Number of children living in shed: _____

Number that are yours: _____


Mother's Name: ___________________

Father's Name: ___________________
(If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)


Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home?


___ Total number of vehicles that you own

___ Number of vehicles that still crank

___ Number of vehicles in front yard

___ Number of vehicles in back yard

___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks


How far is your home from a paved road?

[_] 1 mile

[_] 2 miles

[_] don't know


Where your firearms are kept:

[_] truck [_] kitchen

[_] bedroom [_] bathroom

[_] shed


Model and year of your pickup: _______ 194_


Do you have a gun rack?

[_] Yes [_] No; if no, please explain:


Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:

[_] National Enquirer [_] The Globe

[_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest

[_] Rifle and Shotgun


___ Number of times you've seen a UFO

___ Number of times you've seen Elvis

___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO


How often do you bathe:

[_] Weekly

[_] Monthly

[_] Not applicable


Color of teeth:

[_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow

[_] Brown [_] Black

[_] N/A ___ How many?


Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: [_] Red-Man
 
Re: Jumpin Jerry's Circus Act visits Timid Tim at the Alfond

Check your USCHO email

Yeah man, that is interesting. Thanks for that info, I feel more at ease now about the whole situation.....makes me believe eventually everything will get worked out for the better. Keep ur fingers crossed, there may be forces greater than we all know at work.;)

oh come on... share with the class....
 
Re: Jumpin Jerry's Circus Act visits Timid Tim at the Alfond

I'm waiting for an email. ;)


STATE OF MAINE - APPLICATION FOR RESIDENCY


Name: _________________


Age: ______ (if unsure, guess)


Sex: _____M_____F_____Not sure


Shoe Size: _____Left_____Right


Occupation:

[_] Farmer [_] Hockey Player

[_] Cheerleader [_] Gas Station Attendant

[_] Unemployed [_] Football Player


Spouse's Name_________________________

2nd Spouse's Name: _________________

3rd Spouse's Name: _________________


Lover's Name: ________________________

2nd Lover's Name: ___________________


Relationship to spouse:

[_] Sister [_] Aunt

[_] Brother [_] Uncle

[_] Mother [_] Son

[_] Father [_] Daughter

[_] Cousin [_] Pet


Number of children living in household: _____

Number of children living in shed: _____

Number that are yours: _____


Mother's Name: ___________________

Father's Name: ___________________
(If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)


Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home?


___ Total number of vehicles that you own

___ Number of vehicles that still crank

___ Number of vehicles in front yard

___ Number of vehicles in back yard

___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks


How far is your home from a paved road?

[_] 1 mile

[_] 2 miles

[_] don't know


Where your firearms are kept:

[_] truck [_] kitchen

[_] bedroom [_] bathroom

[_] shed


Model and year of your pickup: _______ 194_


Do you have a gun rack?

[_] Yes [_] No; if no, please explain:


Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:

[_] National Enquirer [_] The Globe

[_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest

[_] Rifle and Shotgun


___ Number of times you've seen a UFO

___ Number of times you've seen Elvis

___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO


How often do you bathe:

[_] Weekly

[_] Monthly

[_] Not applicable


Color of teeth:

[_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow

[_] Brown [_] Black

[_] N/A ___ How many?


Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: [_] Red-Man
My guess is you'd get grandfathered:D
 
Re: Jumpin Jerry's Circus Act visits Timid Tim at the Alfond

I liked that. The application for admission to BC is easier:

APPLICATION FOR ADMISSION TO BOSTON COLLEGE

Surname:
[ ] Sullivan
[ ] Murphy
[ ] O'________

Height:
[ ] 5'0__"
[ ] "What's it to ya, brotha?"

Amount owed bookie:
[ ] I am a bookie
[ ] $__0,000

Religion/Ethnicity:
[ ] Irish Catholic
[ ] Not Welcome
 
Re: Jumpin Jerry's Circus Act visits Timid Tim at the Alfond

Religion/Ethnicity:
[ ] Irish Catholic
[ ] Not Welcome
I know this application thing is being funny (I laughed!) but if I can say one thing for BC, it's that other religions are incredibly welcomed here despite the fact that it's a Catholic school.
 
Re: Jumpin Jerry's Circus Act visits Timid Tim at the Alfond

I liked that. The application for admission to BC is easier:

APPLICATION FOR ADMISSION TO BOSTON COLLEGE
Mine was different when I applied.

SAT Score:
[ ] 1400-1500
[X] 1500-1600

Are you better than everyone else at life in general?
[X] Yes
 
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