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Iran So Far Away: 2026

MAGA knows if it continues they get destroyed in November. And the public won't really give a shit if it is an awful deal as long as gas prices decline.

Of course Isreal doesn't give a fuck so...
 
It is in Israel's interest to drive Dump back into active war so they will expose this deal as the capitulation it is. Dump will go defensive toddler and bomb a school or something. The Iranians will say fuck you, re-close the Strait, and bomb a couple GCC condos and an Israeli base. Bibi will say OH NOES CEASEFIRE VIOLATED!!!1! and carpet bomb civilians in Lebanon to appease the bloodthirsty cowards on his right.

Dump will squeal, but beforehand he'll have laid down bets on crude, which will go right back through the roof. I figure he monetizes each child death at around $1M. A hundred here, a hundred there, and pretty soon...
 
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