Iran So Far Away: 2026

[aparch]

Now I'm reading Israel does not agree to stop fighting in Lebanon . Who have thought that?

That tracks with what I just heard about the negotiations.

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Trump: "I'm meeting with two IRGC to sign this agreement."

Bibi: "The fuck you are."

Mossad: *plans assassination of the two IRGC*

Pakistan ambassadors mediating: "Hey, Trump, your boy Bibi is gonna murder the Iranians."

Trump: "Bibi, no! I need this win despite giving the farm away."

Israel: *bombs building near Pakistan mediators*

 

[LynahFan]

Now I'm reading Israel does not agree to stop fighting in Lebanon . Who have thought that?

For the 4000th year in a row....and yet still a surprise to stupid people.

 

[ticapnews]

 

[Kepler]

For the 4000th 5786th year in a row....and yet still a surprise to stupid people.

Fixed.

 

[ticapnews]

The child rapist war criminal says Israel is war criming too much in Lebanon.

"They're killing too many civilians." So...what is the correct number of civilians they should be killing?

"The Iran Deal is so awesome we're not going to let you see it."

And people are still going to fall for it.

 

[Slap Shot]

Posted on X:

Greenland is now asking Trump to invade, hoping to secure a deal similar to the one Iran got.

 

[ticapnews]

Posted on X:

Greenland is now asking Trump to invade, hoping to secure a deal similar to the one Iran got.

Sorry, but Cuba will be next. Maybe in 2027.

 

[Kepler]

Posted on X:

Greenland is now asking Trump to invade, hoping to secure a deal similar to the one Iran got.

 

[ScoobyDoo]

The child rapist war criminal says Israel is war criming too much in Lebanon.

"They're killing too many civilians." So...what is the correct number of civilians they should be killing?

No one cared when the Palestineans were dying.

 

[ScoobyDoo]

CNN apparently is in possession of the 14-point draft agreement between Iran and Trump. No better than Obama. Why did we tear that up again?

 

[aparch]

CNN apparently is in possession of the 14-point draft agreement between Iran and Trump. No better than Obama. Why did we tear that up again?

CNBC says that it really isn't even worth the paper it's printed on because Trump said he would read it at a press conference, but could 'change things about it he doesn't like on the fly.'

 

[ScoobyDoo]

CNBC says that it really isn't even worth the paper it's printed on because Trump said he would read it at a press conference, but could 'change things about it he doesn't like on the fly.'

aka every deal he has ever been involved in. People voted for him cause he's a great businessman, and deal maker? Please. He got a 400 million dollar headstart and every dime he's ever made he stole from us.

 

[ticapnews]

CNN apparently is in possession of the 14-point draft agreement between Iran and Trump. No better than Obama. Why did we tear that up again?

BECAUSE IT HAD OBAMA'S NAME ON IT. ...