Iran So Far Away: 2026

[state of hockey]

Are all the dipshit hick bars setting empty tables with open beers for the dead service people like they did with the exit from Afghanistan?

Didn’t think so.

 

[Kepler]

What about BENGHAZI!!!

 

[Kepler]

ISW does not appear to share Kegsbreath and Dump's insistence that Iran can no longer wage war.

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

and the Houthis haven't even joined in yet!

 

[Kepler]

and the Houthis haven't even joined in yet!

Yup. Once the Saudis pipe to Yanbu to avoid the Strait, the Houthis will join in.

But sure, everything will be fine.

 

[ticapnews]

and the Houthis haven't even joined in yet!

"He loves me. He's a terrific fellow, Joe Houthis. Just the other day he came running up to me, tears in his eyes, 'Sir, thank you for killing our hateful dictator and finally bringing peace to my country.'"

 

[walrus]

Supposedly Bibi released a video of him in a coffee shop. Getting a Latte that folks say doesn't spill, nor does the volume change after he takes a drink. Also he missed a war council meeting which he never misses. Hasn't been seen since Mar 2 except in video? Lots of comments. Mostly hoping he is dead.

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

Supposedly Bibi released a video of him in a coffee shop. Getting a Latte that folks say doesn't spill, nor does the volume change after he takes a drink. Also he missed a war council meeting which he never misses. Hasn't been seen since Mar 2 except in video? Lots of comments. Mostly hoping he is dead.

Hmmmm...There's what looks like an odd, slight "halo" affect on the fringes of the video, but that could come from a halo light commonly used by Youtubers.

The fact that his hands move around would suggest not AI (not per current capability anyway). Also, there's clearly a mustache left by the steamed milk, which I think is a detail GenAI would miss.

 

[Kepler]

Supposedly Bibi released a video of him in a coffee shop. Getting a Latte that folks say doesn't spill, nor does the volume change after he takes a drink. Also he missed a war council meeting which he never misses. Hasn't been seen since Mar 2 except in video? Lots of comments. Mostly hoping he is dead.

Also, 6 fingers.

 

[French Rage]

Who the hell holds a latte like that when they drink it?

 

[Kepler]

From Comments on reddit, stating the obvious (just cuz it's AI doesn't mean he's dead):

If he *is* alive, he's stuffed in a bunker somewhere, not strolling around getting coffee.

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

Also, 6 fingers.

Where?

 

[walrus]

Where?

up Tacos pooper

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

up Tacos pooper

Fair

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

Still, if you think Netan-yayhoo is actually dead, I think you're reading into too much of Candace Owens' wishful thinking.

 

[MissThundercat]

Still, if you think Netan-yayhoo is actually dead, I think you're reading into too much of Candace Owens' wishful thinking.

Netanyahu: still not dead

Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.