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How about a baker's dozen, Buckentine? Minnesota at Michigan Tech, November 19-20

Re: How about a baker's dozen, Buckentine? Minnesota at Michigan Tech, November 19-20

Gophers 6
Tech 1

Gophers score seven, putting one in their own net to break up the shutout.

Gophers 7
Tech 0

Jay Barriball scores six goals, six different ways. As the final seconds tick down, JOHN_SCOTT_ROCKS assassinates Russell from the rafters, swings himself down to center ice, waves a knife over his head, shouts "Sic semper tyrannis!", and exits, stage left. tDon's hair morphs into "The Blob" and consumes JSR before he can skate to the zamboni entrance.
 
Re: How about a baker's dozen, Buckentine? Minnesota at Michigan Tech, November 19-20

FadeToBlack&Gold said:
Gophers 6
Tech 1

Gophers score seven, putting one in their own net to break up the shutout.

Gophers 7
Tech 0

Jay Barriball scores six goals, six different ways. As the final seconds tick down, JOHN_SCOTT_ROCKS assassinates Russell from the rafters, swings himself down to center ice, waves a knife over his head, shouts "Sic semper tyrannis!", and exits, stage left. tDon's hair morphs into "The Blob" and consumes JSR before he can skate to the zamboni entrance.
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You forgot the part about Joel Maturi firing tDon on the spot for not winning by at least 100 each night, and $uzanne hiring him to coach Tech to its first National Championship since 1975.
 
Re: How about a baker's dozen, Buckentine? Minnesota at Michigan Tech, November 19-20

Beer Pong Horn said:
You forgot the part about Joel Maturi firing tDon on the spot for not winning by at least 100 each night, and $uzanne hiring him to coach Tech to its first National Championship since 1975.
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while sucking Troy Jutting's toes.
 
Re: How about a baker's dozen, Buckentine? Minnesota at Michigan Tech, November 19-20

FadeToBlack&Gold said:
Gophers 6
Tech 1

Gophers score seven, putting one in their own net to break up the shutout.

Gophers 7
Tech 0

Jay Barriball scores six goals, six different ways. As the final seconds tick down, JOHN_SCOTT_ROCKS assassinates Russell from the rafters, swings himself down to center ice, waves a knife over his head, shouts "Sic semper tyrannis!", and exits, stage left. tDon's hair morphs into "The Blob" and consumes JSR before he can skate to the zamboni entrance.
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These predictions have absolutely no grounds in reality. One could say they're completely baseless.
 
Re: How about a baker's dozen, Buckentine? Minnesota at Michigan Tech, November 19-20

FadeToBlack&Gold said:
Guess I should lawyer up and make the appropriate filings then. :p
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not for human consumption. should not be crushed or swallowed whole. do not use while sleeping or standing on one leg. not to be eaten with fruit or used with a high school diploma. not for highway use.
 
Re: How about a baker's dozen, Buckentine? Minnesota at Michigan Tech, November 19-20

Anybody know where the good bakeries are in town?
I feel the need to buy cupcakes. :)

(I'm really serious about the bakeries, though.)
 
Re: How about a baker's dozen, Buckentine? Minnesota at Michigan Tech, November 19-20

crazypotatoes said:
You had a drink at the dog that night too.
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Yeah, I know. The record he should really be going for is when I did 5 pitchers the first time, when I didn't even get to the bar until about 9:30 and still got 5 down. That was also the night I ended up mixing drinks for people at the deck bar, with the tall blonde supermodel waitress, who was also blasmed. I wonder if I got any tips when I was tending bar that night...
 
Re: How about a baker's dozen, Buckentine? Minnesota at Michigan Tech, November 19-20

melmac said:
Anybody know where the good bakeries are in town?
I feel the need to buy cupcakes. :)

(I'm really serious about the bakeries, though.)
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Roy's bakery (formerly Sheldon's) in the Sharon Center has great cakes and pasties, so I'd assume cupcakes can be ordered
 
Re: How about a baker's dozen, Buckentine? Minnesota at Michigan Tech, November 19-20

that would be my pick too. unless you're looking for saffron bread. then I'd recommend Slim's in Mohawk.
 
Re: How about a baker's dozen, Buckentine? Minnesota at Michigan Tech, November 19-20

Make sure to call your doctor if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours.
 
Re: How about a baker's dozen, Buckentine? Minnesota at Michigan Tech, November 19-20

bigblue_dl said:
Yeah, I know. The record he should really be going for is when I did 5 pitchers the first time, when I didn't even get to the bar until about 9:30 and still got 5 down. That was also the night I ended up mixing drinks for people at the deck bar, with the tall blonde supermodel waitress, who was also blasmed. I wonder if I got any tips when I was tending bar that night...
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The most I did was the first time I was there, and had 3.5 (gave the last half pitcher away; probably the best decision of the night) and I think we showed up around 10:30, and I hadn't eaten since 5ish. Last year we showed up at midnight and I easily put 2 down before last call, and then went back to painted's and we drank until about 4-5am.
 
Re: How about a baker's dozen, Buckentine? Minnesota at Michigan Tech, November 19-20

you guys scare me sometimes. watch out for each other. I don't want to hear any of those "choked on his own vomit" or "man found frozen in snowbank" stories.
 
Re: How about a baker's dozen, Buckentine? Minnesota at Michigan Tech, November 19-20

huskyfan said:
you guys scare me sometimes. watch out for each other. I don't want to hear any of those "choked on his own vomit" or "man found frozen in snowbank" stories.
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I think we all know our limits, and stop drinking when we've had enough. We're not stupid enough to have that last drink because someone called us a Nancyboy or anything. We're not in college anymore. :P

That being said, Thu is probably the only night I'll drink heavily, and Sat night I'll hardly drink at all. I'm not driving back home while feeling like crap and feeling tired.

2 more workdays....then it's superhappyfuntime!
 
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