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He says he's not dead.

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Brenthoven said:
I just intercepted a note intended for Nancy from Zsa Zsa:

"Dear Nancy,

Woman up, you wuss. Rub some dirt on it and walk it off. That's what I've always done.....well, until I lost half my leg.

Sincerely,

Zsa Zsa Gabor"
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It's like that note Reagan allegedly sent to John Hinckley:

Dear John, happy to hear your treatments are going well. And I want you to know I bear you no ill will. By the way, did you know Walter Mondale is ********** Jody Foster?
 
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Old Pio said:
It's like that note Reagan allegedly sent to John Hinckley:

Dear John, happy to hear your treatments are going well. And I want you to know I bear you no ill will. By the way, did you know Walter Mondale is ********** Jody Foster?
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You are indeed a very ill man. But extemely funny.:p
 
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Old Pio said:
First thing that popped into my mind was her GD crystal egg. She and her husband return from their vacation and she makes a beeline to inspect that pos on her mantle.
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And the old man is only worried about how is gd equalizer is set.... :)
 
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Zsa Zsa's house up for sale, again.

They are really looking for a hospice type situation, I just know it.
 
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Former Toronto Argo punter, Korean war vet and restauranteur Dave Mann.

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Hugo Chavez reportedly in end stage of cancer and may have less than 6 months to live.
 
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