Re: He says he's not dead.
Jeez, there aught to be a National Holiday in his honor. Where would we be without his genius?
Jeez, there aught to be a National Holiday in his honor. Where would we be without his genius?
Will they bury him beneath the sofa cushions?
VERY good!Will they bury him beneath the sofa cushions?
Will they bury him beneath the sofa cushions?
Did anyone try to change his batteries?
At the age of 96, I doubt there were many people lined up to bang him on the sofa arm.Or bang him on the sofa arm a couple times?
Or bang him on the sofa arm a couple times?
Heh... grossOr bang him on the sofa arm a couple times?
I'll bet his wife said "YOU should have a Mute button" a thousand times.Did anyone try to change his batteries?
She's been osteoporotic for yrs.Nancy Reagan took a spill at home a few weeks ago and broke a couple ribs. She's okay now, but at (soon to be) 91, it might be time to start the watch.
NopeDuly noted, but when 91 year olds start falling and breaking ribs, that's not exactly an encouraging sign.
Say nope to dope (in honor of Mrs. Reagan)Nope
Say nope to dope
well playedBut I enjoy reading the political threads on this site
Duly noted, but when 91 year olds start falling and breaking ribs, that's not exactly an encouraging sign.
Did you know that Hungarian is an Asian-based language which still retains the convention of people placing their surname first? I'm sure Zsa Zsa has been outside Hungary long enough to sign her name Zsa Zsa Gabor now (and possibly even pronounce her surname guh-BORE as opposed to GAH-bor) but back in the day, her signature would have been Gabor Zsa Zsa.I just intercepted a note intended for Nancy from Zsa Zsa:
"Dear Nancy,
Woman up, you wuss. Rub some dirt on it and walk it off. That's what I've always done.....well, until I lost half my leg.
Sincerely,
Zsa Zsa Gabor"
Did you know that Hungarian is an Asian-based language which still retains the convention of people placing their surname first? I'm sure Zsa Zsa has been outside Hungary long enough to sign her name Zsa Zsa Gabor now (and possibly even pronounce her surname guh-BORE as opposed to GAH-bor) but back in the day, her signature would have been Gabor Zsa Zsa.
Mind you, not correcting, just trying to impart some totally worthless trivia. (Well, almost totally worthless)