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Golf 2016 - I Phil we'll never hear the Rory of the Tiger again.

Re: Golf 2016 - I Phil we'll never hear the Rory of the Tiger again.

Kepler said:
What is a Jim Herman? Or is that the joke.

Actually I just checked the world rankings. I have never heard of #s 3, 6, 8, or 9. I think #187 is the guy we just got for Jay Bruce.
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Herman is a PGA Pro at one of Trump's golf resorts, and at one point in time received financial backing from the Russi...err, Donald Trump.
 
FreshFish said:
The joke is that Mr. Herman would not even be on the PGA tour in the first place without Mr. Trump's encouragement and financial support. Given all the sturm und drang in the national media today, it just struck me that it would be [hard to pick right word, "hoot" comes close but not quite....] were he to win, that's all.....
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Ummmm. 99% of your golfers start out with a sponsor or a collection of sponsors who cover expenses as an investment. Then get repaid on future earnings.
 
Re: Golf 2016 - I Phil we'll never hear the Rory of the Tiger again.

All the leaders are starting to leak oil.
 
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Kisner puts his 2nd shot into the drink at 18, and that seals the deal.

Justin Thomas is the 2017 PGA Champion.
 
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That was a wicked golf course this weekend. What if there'd been wind?
 
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Quelle surprise, Tiger was higher than a military spy plane:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">JUST IN: Tiger Woods had Vicodin, Dilaudid, Xanax, Ambien and THC running through his blood when he was pulled over in May.</p>— Seth Kaplan (@Seth_Kaplan) <a href="https://twitter.com/Seth_Kaplan/status/897245927508803585">August 14, 2017</a></blockquote>
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Holy ****. This guy isn't going to survive until he's 50
 
FadeToBlack&Gold said:
Quelle surprise, Tiger was higher than a military spy plane:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">JUST IN: Tiger Woods had Vicodin, Dilaudid, Xanax, Ambien and THC running through his blood when he was pulled over in May.</p>— Seth Kaplan (@Seth_Kaplan) <a href="https://twitter.com/Seth_Kaplan/status/897245927508803585">August 14, 2017</a></blockquote>
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He should have been driving a Taxi.
 
Re: Golf 2016 - I Phil we'll never hear the Rory of the Tiger again.

FadeToBlack&Gold said:
Quelle surprise, Tiger was higher than a military spy plane:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">JUST IN: Tiger Woods had Vicodin, Dilaudid, Xanax, Ambien and THC running through his blood when he was pulled over in May.</p>— Seth Kaplan (@Seth_Kaplan) <a href="https://twitter.com/Seth_Kaplan/status/897245927508803585">August 14, 2017</a></blockquote>
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The Tiger Slam.
 
Re: Golf 2016 - I Phil we'll never hear the Rory of the Tiger again.

FadeToBlack&Gold said:
Quelle surprise, Tiger was higher than a military spy plane:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">JUST IN: Tiger Woods had Vicodin, Dilaudid, Xanax, Ambien and THC running through his blood when he was pulled over in May.</p>— Seth Kaplan (@Seth_Kaplan) <a href="https://twitter.com/Seth_Kaplan/status/897245927508803585">August 14, 2017</a></blockquote>
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But Elvis was The King
drugs were found in his system, including codeine (at 10 times the therapeutic level), methaqualone (in a toxic amount), morphine, meperidine, ethchlorvynol, diazepam, and several barbiturates.
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FYI: ethchlorvynol = Placidyl (a sleeping tablet)
methaqualone = Quaaludes (Ludes)
meperidine = Demerol (synthetic morphine)
diazepam = Valium
 
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busterman62 said:
FYI: ethchlorvynol = Placidyl (a sleeping tablet)
methaqualone = Quaaludes (Ludes)
meperidine = Demerol (synthetic morphine)
diazepam = Valium
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Yikes. That's a lot of down. Do the amphetamines clear faster or was he just really bad at math?
 
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mookie is heading to dubai end of the month to visit a couple courses there. hope it's not drippy hot and humid!!! ugh
 
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Played Dolphin Head on Hilton Head today. Gary Player designed course. For Marriott residents $59.

It's not a particularly tough course, but bad shots are penalized and good shots rewarded. Some water, but it only comes into play when you hit atrocious shots.
 
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joecct said:
Played Dolphin Head on Hilton Head today. Gary Player designed course. For Marriott residents $59.

It's not a particularly tough course, but bad shots are penalized and good shots rewarded. Some water, but it only comes into play when you hit atrocious shots.
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Alligators?
 
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mookie1995 said:
mookie is heading to dubai end of the month to visit a couple courses there. hope it's not drippy hot and humid!!! ugh
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It's an island country bro in the Gulf. If you see a low temp under 85F or humidity not hovering around 70% it'll be a miracle. Also don't look to the Gulf for a refreshing dip to cool off as it'll be hot and salty as s**t. Other than that it's great.
 
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