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[Slap Shot]

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Why do Minnesotans and Wisconsinites hate each other even though they're essentially exactly the same?

Haha, no.




Will the Vikings ever win a Super Bowl?

 

[brookyone]

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Rescue from Gilligan's Island

Asked and answered. Thank you!

 

[bigmrg74]

Well, huh, might as, might as well ask why is a tree good? Why is the sunset good? Why are boobs good?

It just does man.

 

[Hammer]

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Surprised that some of the obvious ones haven't been posted yet:

If a tree falls in the forest, and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Does a bear **** in the woods?

Is the Pope Catholic?

Is the bear Catholic?

Does the Pope **** in the woods?

 

[Priceless]

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Asked and answered. Thank you!

Don't let the title deceive you; they still get stuck on the island.
The film sucks, so here's the ending...
The skipper uses the insurance money to buy the Minnow II and the castaways gather for a celebration cruise. Gilligan "repairs" the compass by removing a dirty piece of metal - which happens to be the magnet that makes the compass work. The skipper, using the faulty compass, takes the craft out to sea and gets lost. Then there's a horrible storm, and they're shipwrecked on an island...which they soon discover is the island they spent the previous 15 years on (and mysteriously never told anyone where it was).

 

[goldy_331]

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Surprised that some of the obvious ones haven't been posted yet:

If a tree falls in the forest, and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

If a man speaks in the forest and no woman is around to hear him, is he still wrong?

 

[The Rube]

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Yes but you'd be wrong.

And you'd be, too.

 

[Foxton]

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Tide goes in, tide goes out, how do you explain that? You can't. (Do a search for that and Bill O'Reilly)

 

[brookyone]

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Don't let the title deceive you; they still get stuck on the island.
The film sucks, so here's the ending...
The skipper uses the insurance money to buy the Minnow II and the castaways gather for a celebration cruise. Gilligan "repairs" the compass by removing a dirty piece of metal - which happens to be the magnet that makes the compass work. The skipper, using the faulty compass, takes the craft out to sea and gets lost. Then there's a horrible storm, and they're shipwrecked on an island...which they soon discover is the island they spent the previous 15 years on (and mysteriously never told anyone where it was).

Hard to believe the movie sucked. I was riveted by your plot summary. Sorry I missed the movie.

 

[bigmrg74]

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Hard to believe the movie sucked. I was riveted by your plot summary. Sorry I missed the movie.

Magnets?? How do they work??
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[Priceless]

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Hard to believe the movie sucked. I was riveted by your plot summary. Sorry I missed the movie.

They tried a new "Ginger" and as one person put it, "She made Tina Louise look like Meryl Streep"

 

[MarkEagleUSA]

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If a man speaks in the forest and no woman is around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Only if he's married!

What makes woman tick?

 

[leswp1]

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Why can't Twitch Boy have nice things?

 

[leswp1]

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Why do they sell hot dog buns in a different number than the number of hot dogs in a package of hot dogs?

 

[busterman62]

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If a couple move from West Virginia to Ohio and get divorced, are they still brother and sister?

 

[RaceBoarder]

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Where's the beef?

 

[walrus]

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What if Spartacus had a Piper Cub?

 

[zamboni crash-test dummy]

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

 

[Priceless]

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What would you do for a Klondike bar?

 

[busterman62]

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Who wrote the book of love?