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If a tree falls in the forest and lands on a hippie, does anybody care?
 
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By definition, a "shot on goal" is a shot that will enter the goal if it is not stopped by the goaltender. A shot on goal must result in either a goal or a save.

So, per the definition, that means a shot that hits the pipe and doesn't go in is not a "shot on goal".

But the pipe is part of the goal.

So by hitting the pipe you have a shot on the goal that isn't a "shot on goal".
 
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MinnesotaNorthStar said:
If pro is the opposite of con...what's the opposite of progress?
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Why do Minnesotans and Wisconsinites dislike eachother so much even if they are so similar? No one likes a rodent.

Question: Why did God make mosquitos? I understand the bats eat them, but they are a real pain in the ***.
 
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Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?
 
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And why, when something is transported by vehicle, it's shipment, but if it's on a ship, it's called cargo?
 
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When someone steals from George Carlin, does he ever get proper credit? And yes, I already asked Carlos Mencia this question...

;)
 
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Brenthoven said:
When someone steals from George Carlin, does he ever get proper credit? And yes, I already asked Carlos Mencia this question...

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Whew, good thing I deleted the one I was going to steal from Carlin.... ;)
 
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Why do my shirts always come out of the laundry inside-out?

I even tried turning them inside-out before I put them in a few times. They came out the same way. Annoying.
 
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why can I never remember the size of my furnace filter? I generally have a pretty good memory, but this particular piece of information can never seem to implant itself into my brain, no matter how much I try. I am thinking of getting it tattooed somewhere where I can easily reference it.
 
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jen said:
why can I never remember the size of my furnace filter? I generally have a pretty good memory, but this particular piece of information can never seem to implant itself into my brain, no matter how much I try. I am thinking of getting it tattooed somewhere where I can easily reference it.
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Yeah, why the hell is that? :confused: I've been in my house 11 years, it took me about 9 before I finally remembered that one. I kept buying the size my last house used.:o
 
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