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Elections 2012 -- Carrion My Wayward Son!

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I never saw a copy when I lived in Scammon Bay, AK. In fact, come to think of it, I have only ever seen it when I was in a reasonably-sized city. Hmm. Maybe that makes it urban.
We don't have a city, but we have the internet, which is a sort of series of tubes that carries The Onion and other things. So I am able to see it right on my magical computer screen, whether I am authorized to do so or not.
 
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We don't have a city, but we have the internet, which is a sort of series of tubes that carries The Onion and other things. So I am able to see it right on my magical computer screen, whether I am authorized to do so or not.
Allow me to be sure that I understand. You do not live in an urban area, but have access to the web version of a publication. Because you have access to it in your non-urban area, obviously the publication is not urban.

That's good for me because I hate reading British things and now I can go back to reading the Times. I had stopped reading it because it is a British publication, and I hate everything British. Now I understand that the fact that I can access it here in America, via the internet, means it is actually not British, so I can go back to reading it.
 
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You clearly do not. Nor do I.
The point I suspect was being made earlier is that the Onion is, generally speaking, an urban publication. Of course, it is available on the internet as well, which means that everyone can enjoy it. But as to the question, in what way is it urban, it is urban in the the sense that print copies of it are typically distributed in urban areas. I have to say though, that the comment about whether you are allowed to look at it gave me a good chuckle. :D
 
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The point I suspect was being made earlier is that the Onion is, generally speaking, an urban publication. Of course, it is available on the internet as well, which means that everyone can enjoy it. But as to the question, in what way is it urban, it is urban in the the sense that print copies of it are typically distributed in urban areas. I have to say though, that the comment about whether you are allowed to look at it gave me a good chuckle. :D
I had the idea that The Onion was first and foremost an online publication of which the paper was a spinoff. Perhaps its the other way around. You are correct that the print version is not commonly available in Ontonagon Co., MI and points north which does explain the "urban" descriptor I was curious about.
 
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I had the idea that The Onion was first and foremost an online publication of which the paper was a spinoff. Perhaps its the other way around. You are correct that the print version is not commonly available in Ontonagon Co., MI and points north which does explain the "urban" descriptor I was curious about.
I figured you meant it as a serious question, but evidently I'm feeling like an a-hole today. Must be because I'm in Chicago this week. The humidity makes me cranky. :)
 
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I figured you meant it as a serious question, but evidently I'm feeling like an a-hole today. Must be because I'm in Chicago this week. The humidity makes me cranky. :)

Your hunch that my questioning whether Yoopers are allowed to read it was snarky, was correct. But not mean spirited. Love conquers all in USCHO-land. Look out for bad Illinoisian drivers while you're there. There is nothing worse than driving in Chicago in August. Literally nothing.
 
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Your hunch that my questioning whether Yoopers are allowed to read it was snarky, was correct. But not mean spirited. Love conquers all in USCHO-land. Look out for bad Illinoisian drivers while you're there. There is nothing worse than driving in Chicago in August. Literally nothing.
I am a recovering Chicago driver myself. Weird thing is, I moved to colorado, where the drivers are equally terrible (and no, native Coloradans, it isn't the Calis and the Texans, it's YOU) but in sort of an opposite way. Rather than being dangerously aggressive, they are dangerously passive. I shudder to think what anyone who isn't me thinks of my driving.
 
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I am a recovering Chicago driver myself. Weird thing is, I moved to colorado, where the drivers are equally terrible (and no, native Coloradans, it isn't the Calis and the Texans, it's YOU) but in sort of an opposite way. Rather than being dangerously aggressive, they are dangerously passive. I shudder to think what anyone who isn't me thinks of my driving.

Anyone who drives slower than you is an idiot, anyone who drives faster than you is a maniac! :)

-- George Carlin
 
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2. How is The Onion "urban"? Am I still allowed to look at it?

Headspace Magazine: The Onion has changed hands many times throughout its existence, but now lies in the capable hands of news editor turned CEO, Steve Hannah. He says his target market is, “Young, urban, educated, and drunk.”

I just have been picking it up at city newstands since the 90s. The Onion's print edition is distributed free in Madison, Milwaukee, New York City, Chicago, Minneapolis-St. Paul, Denver, Indianapolis, Boulder, Austin, Omaha, Santa Fe, Toronto, Ann Arbor and Columbus.

Beyond that no disrespect intended.
 
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Ummm...no, not really. See the "O" has popularity to spare while Mittens is about as well liked as athletes foot fungus. The longer his unpopularity goes on the more it sinks in. Tell me Old PO'd, how confident ARE you in the Mittwit winning the White House. I'm always on the lookout for a good laugh, and the notion that Obama shouldn't run negative campaign ads was a real knee slapper. Lets see if you can give us an encore.

Fishy the reason why its an either/or proposition this year is that there is no viable 3rd party alternative. Ross Perot is not walking through that door. The choices are a certified nutball who made money publishing KKK material in a newsletter for years, or a guy who thinks the solution to the country's problems is for everybody to get baked with free drugs. Neither of these two has a chance so you will be dealing with Obama or Romney one way or the other. Might as well pick the one you're closest to policy wise.

I have no idea whether His Panderness will be re-elected or not. You have to say he's the favorite. He's the incumbent and he's got all those inner city judges just itching to keep the polls open past closing time so some more derelicts can vote for him. Just as long as everyone is aware of your muddled thinking here: A Bush I ad from '88 is BAD. An Obama ad from '12 (accusing Romney of responsibility for killing a guy's wife) is GOOD.

In the abstract, I have no complaints about the spot. It's up to Romney to respond. But there are some factual problems with it: the alleged victim of Romney's evil had her own insurance and took sick about six years after her husband's business shut down. How long is Romney responsible for her health? And is His Magnificentness responsible, in perpetuity, for the health care of all those employees of the GM dealerships that closed? And there is the pesky detail that evidently His Wonderfulness' campaign is lying about its relationship with the "victim" here. The campaign used this same guy, telling this same story, at a media conference call some months back. Now it's never heard of him.

I believe the internals of many of these "Romney is as popular as swine flu" polls tend to show Democrats are over sampled. Besides, His Hopeychangeyness IS personally popular, no question. He's had four years of generally sycophantic media coverage and he does seem to be a decent guy (with the exception of being a White Sox fan, for which there can be no forgiveness).

I'll explain this again, you were evidently texting when I ran through it earlier. The risk His Oneness (or any incumbent) runs in going negative is that he will drive his own negatives up, along with his opponant's. A guy running for re-election should be able to at least occasionally mention his "accomplishments". Instead it's: "I inherited this mess from Bush" and "Romney will kill your wife." It could certainly work. For sure, they'll keep it up unless and until polling shows it's not working. The risk there, of course, is at that point, it might be too late. I would never suggest a guy who promised us a "new tone" should not run negative ads. He's a Chicago pol, that's what they do. I merely suggest we shouldn't confuse this guy with Ralph Bunche.
 
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Setting aside the Presidential race for a moment, anything interesting happening in Senate races

CT looks like a boring snoozefest replay of 2010; career politician union-puppet white guy vs rich woman business owner taking up a new hobby*. NY also into slumberland, if the Repugnicans could have found anyone decent, Gillibrand was vulnerable; they didn't and she'll get through easily.

Nice to see the corporate welfare crowd getting tossed left and right from the Republican party. Hard to find them credible on spending reduction when they are just as big porkers as any Dummycrat. and this time the TEA Party has picked much better candidates to represent it; no more looney tunes fringe folk this time**; some real solid people carrying their banner this time around. Real nice to get new ideas and fresh blood. Whenever either party gets too comfortably entrenched, they start taking their status for granted and that's when we get the Bridge to Nowhere or Murtha Memorial Airport with its two planes per week.




* though if you want to see something really funny....McMahon asks Blumenthal, "how do you create a job?" his non-answer is just...well see for yourself!

http://www.redstate.com/california_...te-blumenthal-stumped-on-how-to-create-a-job/
or
http://dailycaller.com/2010/10/08/blumenthal-debate-gaffe-on-jobs-becomes-mcmahon-ad/

** just about anyone other than Sharron Angle could have unseated Reid in 2010, and maybe we'd have a budget by now! three years and counting......and anyone other than O'Donnell in DE would have spared us [oh never mind that ship has left the port]
 
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"President Obama owes it to the American people to repudiate this ad."

--Lanny Davis
 
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In Michigan, former 9 term rep and current Washington lobbyist Pete Hoekstra beat back a tea party challenger in Clark Durant Tuesday. Probably has the best chance of the Republicans that ran, but I don't think he's likely to win. Stabenow doesn't really stand out either way in the Senate, so you're stuck attacking her as being some kind of Washington insider after two terms, which is hardly Hoekstra's strong point.
 
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