Dump Term 2 Part 6: Send in the Clowns

[Slap Shot]

Mar-a-Lago Face.

These bitches be weird, I tell ya.

Standard ops

 

[French Rage]

"Uh-huh. And Donald, how come a transvestite donkey witch is standing next to you and why is it wearing a dress?"

 

[Jimjamesak]

I always ask myself the same damn question. When you're the wife of a billionaire, why aren't you insisting on one of the top surgeons in the state? And getting bumped to the top of the wait list because your husband can pay straight cash on delivery?

It's almost like these MAGA Makeover plastic surgeons are in on a joke.

It’s the same reason as why Grindr crashes whenever their husbands are in town…

 

[ScoobyDoo]

Standard ops

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They all got uglier. My God.

 

[rufus]

You imagine Bezos starting to date that girl, and now he has to wake up to THAT every morning?

 

[LynahFan]

Plastic surgery by Jos. A. Bank.

 

[Slap Shot]

The one looks like Jigsaw.

 

[Jimjamesak]

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

I knew I'd seen that look before, thanks for the reminder.

 

[Jimjamesak]

I knew I'd seen that look before, thanks for the reminder.

Saw it in a Facebook comment and had the same reaction.

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

Have to search for the "unedited" version on YT, since the cleaver scene and the one with the zombie girl spitting out her ice cream were removed as "too disturbing" for the kiddos.

 

[Slap Shot]

Whiskey Pete wants a public execution by firing squad for Nidal Hasan.

 

[psych]

Whiskey Pete wants a public execution by firing squad for Nidal Hasan.

Live-streaming an execution. Another low.

My wife suggested that when this is all over, we should turn Alligator Alcatraz into a prison for everyone in this administration, where the American people can visit for free and take a tour of each of them in their cells. The prison will be staffed by first-generation immigrants, members of the LGBTQ community, and other “subhumans” whose sole purpose will making sure that each member of the administration tells, and retells, his or her unique story to each tour group about how he or she helped destroy America, or face torture after the tours end for the day if they refuse to comply.

 

[aparch]

Sponsored by Polymarket? Can I set a parlay on which are the first three soldiers to pull the trigger? Put money on predicting which ones have blanks?

Also, no simulcast on TrumpTV or Truth Social?

 

[Kepler]

Iran and the Taliban do public executions. ISIS used to.

 

[ScoobyDoo]

Iran and the Taliban do public executions. ISIS used to.

And at this point we're no better. We just had another attempted execution by ICE on the streets of New York.