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Never graduate.
No time for impeachment. It might get in the way of fundraising!
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Dump Term 2 Part 4: Twilight of the Derps
- Thread starter Kepler
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Kepler
Si certus es dubita
ScoobyDoo
NPC
I'm shocked they were even charged. Must have been a breakdown at the DOJ.
ticapnews
Never graduate.
Step 1: charge with a crime to ruin reputation
Step 2: get a seven-figure donation to the Bored of Peace
Step 3: drop the charges with the threat that charges can be refiled if they step out of line.
Step 4: Subject says, "Danke, Mein Fuhrer. May I have another?"
rufus
rock and roller
You don't understand. These guys are nobodies, faceless plebes in the MAGA movement. Donnie, and hence, the DOJ, could give 2 shits about them.
Now, if they were part of a group of thousands, trying to steal an election for Donnie, he might care enough to pardon them all for doing so. But individuals, one here, one there, ah, just a few pissants.
Now, if they were billionaires, or as you say, could scrape up a million or so for Donnie's pockets, then he might become interested. Until then.........
ticapnews
Never graduate.
Get indicted for sex crimes
Raise millions with a GoFundMe
Give half to the child rapist war criminal
Get a pardon