Dump Term 2, 1.01: Sleep Now in the Fire

[French Rage]

Oh and he wants interest rates lowered to go “hand in hand” with tariffs

I’m so sick of living amongst people who are so goddamn stupid

I like it. We do two things that raise prices in hopes they they, like, cancel each other out and actually lower prices or something. That should work.

 

[Handyman]

I like it. We do two things that raise prices in hopes they they, like, cancel each other out and actually lower prices or something. That should work.

Makes sense to me...I mean I learned in 4th grade math that a negative times a negative is a positive!!

 

[psych]

Hey Ukraine, it’s unrealistic that you’re going to get your land back from Russia. Radical acceptance, komrades. Better than weapons will ever be.

 

[psych]

I think Trump and Mike Johnson’s real “little secret” is their plan to empower Trump to make recess appointments without Senate approval. I’m sure Susan Collins will be concerned when Gaetz becomes AG without her approval- but hey, if Trump succeeds in this endeavor, at least she can argue to Maine voters in 2026 that she didn’t vote for Gaetz or RFK. I can think of at least one poster who will buy that.

How short-sighted and misguided this prediction was. Didn’t even need to utilize recess appts. to appoint the most unqualified sacks of sh*t on the planet to run this country.

 

[ScoobyDoo]

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[Slap Shot]

Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com)

Raskin: "Yesterday, Donald Trump banned the Associated Press, a 179-year-old newspaper organization, from the White House because it declines to call the Gulf of Mexico the "Gulf of America." This is straight up press censorship based on retaliatory viewpoint discrimination."

bsky.app

 

[French Rage]

I'm trying to figure out which is dumber, claiming non-de-duplicated databases enables fraud or claiming the government does not use SQL.

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com)

Raskin: "Yesterday, Donald Trump banned the Associated Press, a 179-year-old newspaper organization, from the White House because it declines to call the Gulf of Mexico the "Gulf of America." This is straight up press censorship based on retaliatory viewpoint discrimination."

bsky.app

Love this comment:

The Soviet Union had two newspapers: правда (Pravda - meaning “The Truth”) and известия (Izvestia - meaning “The News”). It was conventional wisdom that there was no news in “The Truth” and no truth in “The News.”

 

[rufus]

Where your line of thought fails is that a military coup is not going to be stopped by firing a general. It will just... happen.

How about after firing 100 generals, and then 500 colonels, and 1000 majors?

 

[aparch]

If they're allowed voting rights at all.

Chip Roy has proposed national voters rights where you're only allowed to vote if your name matches your birth certificate.

Good luck to every:
- Transgender person
- Married woman
- Divorced woman
- Adopted children
- Women who have changed their name for protection
- Men who have changed their name for protection
- Anyone who has ever had a legal name change for whatever reason

 

[aparch]

Also, per the press scrum this afternoon, Andrew Jackson Jr. thinks making the Palastinians perform a Trail of Tears Redux is "Majestic."

 

[psych]

55 kids in middle school- middle school for Christ’s sake- walked out in protest when SexDef Pete visited their school in Stuttgart yesterday. Democrats, take notice. We have middle schoolers doing more than you.

 

[ScoobyDoo]

Trump calls for interest rate cuts after hot inflation report.

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

Chip Roy has proposed national voters rights where you're only allowed to vote if your name matches your birth certificate.

Good luck to every:
- Transgender person
- Married woman
- Divorced woman
- Adopted children
- Women who have changed their name for protection
- Men who have changed their name for protection
- Anyone who has ever had a legal name change for whatever reason

That’s the entire idea. We’re not trusted to vote

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

Trump calls for interest rate cuts after hot inflation report.

Lmao it’s like I made my post invisible

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

Also, per the press scrum this afternoon, Andrew Jackson Jr. thinks making the Palastinians perform a Trail of Tears Redux is "Majestic."

My god please let them go to Michigan and tour this idea. The Muslims of Michigan deserve no less

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

No one will be able to write proper epi papers without using the words inclusion, exclusion or bias.

I guess that’s the fucking point

 

[Handyman]

George Pearkes (@peark.es)

Okay what is going on here. Are the accounts at a private banking entity? Does the federal government have direct debit permission set up? So many questions as to how Treasury instructed this payment. (Via NY Post’s Craig McCarthy)

bsky.app

Seems legit.

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

State dept says they’re going to spend 400m on armored teslas

We are now Russia

 

[aparch]

State dept says they’re going to spend 400m on armored teslas

We are now Russia

Jones:
You go out on the battlefield with this pecker sticking out of your turret, and the enemy's going to unload on you with everything they got. Might as well put a big red bullseye on the side.

Col. Robert Laurel Smith:
But it's a troop carrier, not a tank.

Jones:
Do you want me to put a sign on it in fifty languages, "I am a troop carrier, not a tank. Please don't shoot at me?"