Michael Waltz: *adds contact to Signal*
*text chain ensues*
Jeffrey Goldberg: "Hey, so I was added to a super unsecured group chat that disclosed some very serious critical details about a campaign."
Internet: *collective gasp*
Pete Hegseth: *slurring* "He's a goddamned liar! He never was in the chat, and we never discussed anything of the sort!"
Karoline Leavitt: "No war plans were discussed on an unsecured group chat. Never happened."
Donald Trump: "Well, I hope Michael Waltz learned his lesson and doesn't invite random people into the group chat any more."
Once again, no one in the entire administration can get onto the same page with their talking points.