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Drunk Minnesotan of the Day

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zamboni crash-test dummy said:
I've posted once or twice in the Drunk Cheesehead thread so I consider myself an expert on this matter. :p

I'm doubting the original poster meant there is anything funny about a dead 14 month old child... perhaps he is just pointing out that twisted things happen everywhere - not just WI. That's just my guess.

I think if his objective was to take a shot at MN he would have posted this:

Duluth man with a fetish for exercise balls sentenced to 21 months in prison


So now you can start the debate over which is more bizarre - boinking dead deer or slashing rubber balls to get your jollies :D
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Inanimate object that was never living.....funny. Weird.
Inanimate object that was once living.....hilarious. Weird.
 
I'm doubting the original poster meant there is anything funny about a dead 14 month old child... perhaps he is just pointing out that twisted things happen everywhere - not just WI. That's just my guess.
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Of course it happens everywhere, but drunken sconnies have clearly cornered the market.
 
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Slap Shot said:
Of course it happens everywhere, but drunken sconnies have clearly cornered the market.
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There really is something about that state. Even this year, there was a story about an informational road sign put up by the state that only had one word spelled correctly, "Exit." Every town's name that was listed on that sign was wrong.

And then there's the just disturbing part of that state; how many truly disturbing, beyond the run-of-the-mill serial murderers have come from that state? I know of at least two, and I'm sure there are more than that. Mr. Pyscho himself, and, of course, more recently, Jeffrey Dahlmer.
 
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St. Clown said:
There really is something about that state. Even this year, there was a story about an informational road sign put up by the state that only had one word spelled correctly, "Exit." Every town's name that was listed on that sign was wrong.

And then there's the just disturbing part of that state; how many truly disturbing, beyond the run-of-the-mill serial murderers have come from that state? I know of at least two, and I'm sure there are more than that. Mr. Pyscho himself, and, of course, more recently, Jeffrey Dahlmer.
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1. And "exit" was technically on a different sign, that was later attached to the misspelled sign.

2. There was one just busted yesterday, connected to nine (?) women.
 
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XYZ said:
Yet a few Wisconsin rubes digging up a corpse and having sex with it is downright hilarious...:rolleyes:
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Of course it is. Why even question that? It's even funnier when it's a deer corpse!
 
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I don't think they closed the deal. They were arrested at the cemetary with a box of condoms and digging tools in their possession (apparently they hadn't gotten to the coffin yet). :p
 
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Bakunin said:
I don't think they closed the deal. They were arrested at the cemetary with a box of condoms and digging tools in their possession (apparently they hadn't gotten to the coffin yet). :p
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Why the rubbers? Can one get the herp from a dead person?
 
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bigblue_dl said:
Why the rubbers? Can one get the herp from a dead person?
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If a dead person had an STD, and that STD happens to be in the oriface / colonizing the skin, yes, there can be disease transmission from corpse to the living.

Sloevag has a friend that got one that way I think.
 
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Bakunin said:
Sloevag has a friend that got one that way I think.
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he wasn't a friend. A roommate in college told me that his sister was getting a routine check and the doctor came back and asked her if she was in a relationship. She said yes, why? The doctor said you might want to ask your boyfriend to get checked out...she had an STD that can only be gained by having sex with a corpse. Her boyfriends job? Mortician! Where he was from? MILWAUKEE!!!!!
 
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Sloe Gin said:
he wasn't a friend. A roommate in college told me that his sister was getting a routine check and the doctor came back and asked her if she was in a relationship. She said yes, why? The doctor said you might want to ask your boyfriend to get checked out...she had an STD that can only be gained by having sex with a corpse. Her boyfriends job? Mortician! Where he was from? MILWAUKEE!!!!!
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...there are no words. So was he really boinking the corpses, or was it just an unfortunate accidental transmission?
 
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zamboni crash-test dummy said:
I think if his objective was to take a shot at MN he would have posted this:

Duluth man with a fetish for exercise balls sentenced to 21 months in prison


So now you can start the debate over which is more bizarre - boinking dead deer or slashing rubber balls to get your jollies :D
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See? Now THAT is funny.

St. Clown said:
And then there's the just disturbing part of that state; how many truly disturbing, beyond the run-of-the-mill serial murderers have come from that state? I know of at least two, and I'm sure there are more than that. Mr. Pyscho himself, and, of course, more recently, Jeffrey Dahlmer.
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I know I've said this before, but in defense of Wisconsin: our disgraces have never been allowed to breed. Dahmer, Gein never had kids. I don't know if this new serial killer did. The closest we have come to allowing a disgrace to breed has been Joe McCarthy. But considering that he only had one and was a Catholic, I think that's still pretty good.

Jesse Ventura, on the other hand, has more than one child. That alone should be unacceptable.
 
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ExileOnDaytonStreet said:
I know I've said this before, but in defense of Wisconsin: our disgraces have never been allowed to breed. Dahmer
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What certain people fail to acknowledge about Dahmer is that he grew up in Ohio and it's well documented that he began mutilating animals at a young age and later killed his first victim there. He didn't end up in WI until his 20's to live with his grandmother. He was well on his way down his chosen path way before he left Ohio.
 
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zamboni crash-test dummy said:
What certain people fail to acknowledge about Dahmer is that he grew up in Ohio and it's well documented that he began mutilating animals at a young age and later killed his first victim there. He didn't end up in WI until his 20's to live with his grandmother. He was well on his way down his chosen path way before he left Ohio.
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Hitler is still Germany's problem, not Austria's. Same thing with Dahmer.
 
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