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Drunk Minnesotan of the Day

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If a dead person had an STD, and that STD happens to be in the oriface / colonizing the skin, yes, there can be disease transmission from corpse to the living.

Sloevag has a friend that got one that way I think.

That and if you and your body there plan on using the same hole or holes all night. Even with rigour mortise you wouldn't want to pick up your buddy's sloppy seconds.
 
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I know I've said this before, but in defense of Wisconsin: our disgraces have never been allowed to breed. Dahmer, Gein never had kids.

See, the problems there are that:

A. You can't have kids by using another man's butthole
B. You can't have kids if you kill the woman first and make a woman-suit out of her flesh
 
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You do comprehend, do you not that someone that is medicated is not drunk, right?


In honor of Sioux-Gophers week ...

Seems a Minnesotan has visited Izmir, Turkey, recently.

http://english.pravda.ru/science/mysteries/12-01-2010/111621-sheep_human_face-0

The only thing more ironic than someone from Grand Forks making this post would be someone from Wisconsin doing so. :p
 
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The only thing more ironic than someone from Grand Forks making this post would be someone from Wisconsin doing so. :p

Really? When did someone from Grand Forks make that post? I don't live there.

I'm a North Dakotan, not a drunk 'sconnie or drunk goldie. ;)
 
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http://www.kare11.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=836630&catid=391

2 arrested after Minn. ice fishing house blows up

ROCHESTER, Minn. (AP) -- Rochester police say a man and teenager used a homemade explosive device to blow up an ice-fishing house over the weekend.

Authorities say a 20-year-old man and a 17-year-old boy from Rochester were arrested after the tent-like structure was destroyed early Sunday morning.

Police Capt. Brian Winters said Monday the males were at an underage drinking party when they decided to detonate an explosive about 2:30 a.m. They blew up the structure on Cascade Lake, and the blast woke neighbors.

Officers tracked footprints from the site to the house where the party was going on. Winters says the two suspects confessed after they were identified by their footwear.

He says the pair were booked on tentative charges of arson and damage to property, and released.
 
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It's Friday so it's time for the "daily double".

Alleged drunk driver crashes pickup and work van in same night

MOORHEAD, MN – Police arrested a 22-year-old man early today after he allegedly ran his pickup into a utility box, then went home and got his work van and crashed it into a power pole by the Clay County Jail.

Officers getting out of their patrol cars on the east side of the law enforcement center at 915 9th Ave. N. heard a boom and saw a flash of light on the west side at 2:50 a.m., Lt. Tory Jacobson said.

They went to investigate and found a 2008 Ford van stuck on the boulevard with its sliding door ripped off from hitting a power pole, which knocked power lines to the ground.

As officers were arresting the driver, Brad Merl Winter of Moorhead, for DWI and reckless driving, they were informed that a 1994 Chevy pickup registered to Winter had been found in the 300 block of Ninth Street North. The truck had struck a utility box on the boulevard.

Winter was cited for reckless driving and failure to give notice for the crash involving the pickup.

http://www.inforum.com/event/article/id/266693/group/home/
 
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