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Drunk Cheesehead of the Day - Resurrected!

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I like how you guys tend to forget that people in Wisconsin are under a great deal of stress. We are constantly held to this nigh impossible standard of being smart, handsome, witty, and well mannered, all while dealing with this Governor who was forced upon us by outside interests. You'd probably want an extra Old Mil or 20 too if it was you.
 
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burd said:
I like how you guys tend to forget that people in Wisconsin are under a great deal of stress. We are constantly held to this nigh impossible standard of being smart, handsome, witty, and well mannered, all while dealing with this Governor who was forced upon us by outside interests. You'd probably want an extra Old Mil or 20 too if it was you.
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And using this post as evidence, constantly hammered on paint thinner to the point of being delusional. ;)
 
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The guy here at DTW who spent 30 minutes slurring through repetitive rants about losing his phone and other random topics from Trump, to his recent New Orleans debauchery, to the Packers. Also asked the barmaid three times if she had Rumplemintz. He settled for Jager.

He was going to Green Bay (duh). :D
 
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Cheesehead challenge accepted.

"White Bear Township" sounds great.

A criminal complaint details how a nurse driving home from her ER shift noticed a vehicle pointing the wrong way in a ditch off of Otter Lake Road with lights on and engine running. Concerned, the woman pulled her car over and went to check if anyone was inside the car. When she looked through the window she saw a man and woman engaged in sex. Neither person reacted when she knocked on the window, and worried that the woman was drunk and vulnerable, the witness called 911.
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From a FARK headline:

Billy Joel will play Lambeau Field in Wisconsin, marking the first time he's ever been in a building where he has fewer DUIs than the average person in the crowd
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According to Google Trends in the state of Wisconsin the most often googled search for, "How do I spell ____" is "How do I spell Wisconsin". You can't make it up. Stolen from Greyeagle at GPL:

So In the past few days I have read the following about Wisconsin:
- Has one of the most obese populations.
- Has the most drunkest cities in the country
- Its residents cannot actually spell "Wisconsin"

Just change your name to Flounder already.
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:D
 
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Slap Shot said:
According to Google Trends in the state of Wisconsin the most often googled search for, "How do I spell ____" is "How do I spell Wisconsin". You can't make it up. Stolen from Greyeagle at GPL:
:D
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GPL < Infowars :)

btw, Slap, do things get a little tense where you are, with the ISIS activity going on?

And you thought Wiscovites were a scourge.
 
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burd said:
GPL < Infowars :)

btw, Slap, do things get a little tense where you are, with the ISIS activity going on?

And you thought Wiscovites were a scourge.
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The ISIS issue is happening miles and miles away and on a completely different island. Which is not to say I don't have one eyebrow raised, but just the one. For now.
 
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Wisco / NoDak / Minny: "We know how to drink."

Oregon: "Hold my beer."

The Portland Police Bureau Traffic Division continued to investigate the incident and determined the driver was impaired by alcohol. Preliminary blood alcohol results revealed the suspected drunk driver's blood alcohol content (BAC) was SPOILER.
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Have you guessed? I'll give you a minute.

OK?

OK: 0.573%
 
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The 'sconnie influence creeps into SE MN. The high (low?) lights:

A 20-year-old Mankato woman ... 5th degree assault, along with disorderly conduct and underage consumption.

... kicked a female security guard in the face ...

A portable breath test put her alcohol level at .367, more than four times the legal limit (for driving).

Khon has 7 previous criminal convictions dating back to 2014, including assault on a peace officer by throwing/transferring bodily fluids or feces.

She also has two other cases pending. One is for criminal damage to property and tampering with a fire alarm system. The other for disruptive intoxication.
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She's 20; she has 7 previous convictions. And she throws poo.

Awesome.


http://www.southernminnesotanews.com/charges-female-hospital-staff-kicked-face-mankato-woman/
 
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