I got a special one to put up here tonight.
Dude hit a
bomb to right field tonight. And here's the kicker: he didn't go out to start the next inning. They left him in to hit, knowing he was done pitching. The hell with the mound. Send him out to play right field. Sorry, I always liked the guy.
Oh, and Hawk Harrelson is doing his "ARRGHGHGH! A WHITE SOX HITTER HIT A BOMB!!! WE'RE ONLY DOWN BY 7 RUNS!! THAT WAS THE GREATEST HOMERUN EVAAR!! SLURP, SLURP, GURGLE, GURGLE!!!!" act. Someone needs to remove his vocal chords without the use of anesthetic.