Re: Denver @ MN: Dasher Dancer Takes on Dapper Don!
Cepis and Gwoz get in a war of words, which distracts Sacchetti and he plows into Murray, causing Hill to suggest to the ref that a penalty should be called on the goalie for not moving out of Sacchetti's way. Meanwhile, Fairchild injures 3 DU players, by continuously shooting into their shins, giving them all stress fractures and leaving them unable to return to the games. Patterson is scouted out by Cirque de Soleil due to his ability to stand on his head and still carry the whole Gophers team, and he doesn't disappoint. He'll sign a 10-year contract with them on Monday.
tDon, during this fracas, makes a personal visit in the stands to Scooby for a therapeutic session, converting Scooby to The Glass Is Half-Full school of thought. Maturi sees this, and instantly gives tDon a 5-year extension, due to his miracle working (which is needed for this Gophers squad). Finally, some UND fans are caught trying to blow up Mariucci, due to hatred of both programs. A man who goes by the code name "Dirty" and his cohort (under the name "Bro Gin") are arrested and are pending trial.
Lost in all this are the results of the games, so the league calls it a split, awarding 2 points to each team.