Kepler
Cornell Big Red
Mom's brother married dad's sister.
Had a Kansan* friend in college with two (cute as a button) sisters. My friend (23) and one sister (19) married brothers (24 and 20). Friend's brother-in-law then cheated with her other sister (17), got divorced, and then married that sister.
Youngest (home-wrecking) sister's given name (not nickname) is "Sissy."
You prairie people are completely fucked up. However, all three sisters have amazing boobs. Also, all five people in this story are fervent Evangelicals (even my friend who is smart enough to know better).
* I lied, now I remember they are from Independence, MO but live in Kansas because that's where the brothers are from.
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