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Dad jokes and Bad jokes. One in the same

1. There are two wolves inside of you. The furry convention is going well.

2. There are two wolves inside of you. Please see a doctor; the recommended amount of wolves is ZERO.

3. Actually, there are six wolves inside of you. One's a b-tch, one's a child, one's a child, one's a mother, one's a sinner, and the other one's a saint.
 
MissThundercat said:
1. There are two wolves inside of you. The furry convention is going well.

2. There are two wolves inside of you. Please see a doctor; the recommended amount of wolves is ZERO.

3. Actually, there are six wolves inside of you. One's a b-tch, one's a child, one's a child, one's a mother, one's a sinner, and the other one's a saint.
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Seen that wolf meme floating around a lot lately. Cons seem to love it, which makes perfect sense since their black & white worldview is constitutionally incapable of understanding nuance and shades of grey. Thanks for the laugh.
 
FadeToBlack&Gold said:
Seen that wolf meme floating around a lot lately. Cons seem to love it, which makes perfect sense since their black & white worldview is constitutionally incapable of understanding nuance and shades of grey. Thanks for the laugh.
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There are two wolves inside of me. One is adult ADHD and the other is generalized anxiety. Wait, they're teaming up. And now they're kicking my ass.
 
If I had $0.50 for every math exam I failed, I'd have $8.40.

It's a shame nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a radio and it says "built in antenna".

Last one (I promise)
What's the difference between Iron Man & Aluminum Man?
Iron Man stops the bad guys.
Aluminum Man foils their plans.
 
What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi do.
 
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