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Dad jokes and Bad jokes. One in the same

My dad (notorious punster) used this one on us when we were around 5-7 years old:

(dad throws biodegradable scrap food into the bushes)

kids: Don’t litter!
dad: Don’t worry, a henway will get it.
kids: What’s a henway?
dad: About 3-4 pounds.

Memory has stuck with me for ~45 years.
 
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I have a friend torn between two lovers. One makes the best pancakes, the other writes incredible poetry. So does she get married for batter or for verse?
 
Darth Vader: I know what you are getting for Christmas!
Luke: How is that even possible!
Darth Vader: I have felt your presents!
Luke: That is such a lame dad joke.
Darth Vader: Funny you should mention that...
 
Hey jericho, I heard you caught your son chewing on electrical cords. Heard you grounded him. Is he doing better currently? Is he conducting himself properly now?
 
Daughter: "If baby oil dissolves condoms, what does it do to babies?"

Dad: "It's like rock, paper, scissors. Baby oil beats condom; condom beats baby; baby beats baby oil."

Daughter: "Rock also beats baby."
 
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I don't get it.
 
Pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel sticking out from under his hat.

Bartender: "What's with the paper towel"?

"Aaargh, ... I have a Bounty on me head!"
 
A man is driving down the highway when he witnesses a truck hauling Worcestershire sauce tip over and spill its boxes and the bottles shattered everywhere. The man pull over to the side of the road to call 911. When the operator answere the man says that he witnessed a big truck overturn. The operator then asked for details and the manager replies, “Okay, this is where it gets complicated.”
 
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