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Covfefe-19: We Can Handle Slight Inconveniences. Part 8.

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Whalers said:
Sorry to break up your self-congratulatory, social distancing sewing circle, but I thought that it would be nice to share some good news in the fight against the coronavirus. A good friend of mine, a dyed in the wool liberal (can you believe it?), passed this statistic along that is most fascinating, almost shocking. Massachusetts has some of the best hospitals in the world and this really shows. For comparison, the average life expectancy in the US is 78.54 years of age (2017).

MA - 2018 Avg Age of Death - 80 years 8 months

MA Avg Age of Death from Coronavirus - 82 years

So statistically in Massachusetts, your life expectancy is longer WITH the coronavirus than without.
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“A good friend of mine”? Your sources are impeccable sir!
 
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I wonder if most knucks repudiate science because they just couldn't understand it when they were in school.
 
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Whalers said:
Sorry to break up your self-congratulatory, social distancing sewing circle, but I thought that it would be nice to share some good news in the fight against the coronavirus. A good friend of mine, a dyed in the wool liberal (can you believe it?), passed this statistic along that is most fascinating, almost shocking. Massachusetts has some of the best hospitals in the world and this really shows. For comparison, the average life expectancy in the US is 78.54 years of age (2017).

MA - 2018 Avg Age of Death - 80 years 8 months

MA Avg Age of Death from Coronavirus - 82 years

So statistically in Massachusetts, your life expectancy is longer WITH the coronavirus than without.
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That's not how any of this works.
 
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My favorite part of that is that math naïveté (ooh nice autocorrect) aside, that’s not how life expectancy works.
 
Whalers said:
Sorry to break up your self-congratulatory, social distancing sewing circle, but I thought that it would be nice to share some good news in the fight against the coronavirus. A good friend of mine, a dyed in the wool liberal (can you believe it?), passed this statistic along that is most fascinating, almost shocking. Massachusetts has some of the best hospitals in the world and this really shows. For comparison, the average life expectancy in the US is 78.54 years of age (2017).

MA - 2018 Avg Age of Death - 80 years 8 months

MA Avg Age of Death from Coronavirus - 82 years

So statistically in Massachusetts, your life expectancy is longer WITH the coronavirus than without.
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Goddam you're a ****tard.
 
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Whalers said:
Sorry to break up your self-congratulatory, social distancing sewing circle, but I thought that it would be nice to share some good news in the fight against the coronavirus. A good friend of mine, a dyed in the wool liberal (can you believe it?), passed this statistic along that is most fascinating, almost shocking. Massachusetts has some of the best hospitals in the world and this really shows. For comparison, the average life expectancy in the US is 78.54 years of age (2017).

MA - 2018 Avg Age of Death - 80 years 8 months

MA Avg Age of Death from Coronavirus - 82 years

So statistically in Massachusetts, your life expectancy is longer WITH the coronavirus than without.
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Lol
 
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Whalers said:
Sorry to break up your self-congratulatory, social distancing sewing circle, but I thought that it would be nice to share some good news in the fight against the coronavirus. A good friend of mine, a dyed in the wool liberal (can you believe it?), passed this statistic along that is most fascinating, almost shocking. Massachusetts has some of the best hospitals in the world and this really shows. For comparison, the average life expectancy in the US is 78.54 years of age (2017).

MA - 2018 Avg Age of Death - 80 years 8 months

MA Avg Age of Death from Coronavirus - 82 years

So statistically in Massachusetts, your life expectancy is longer WITH the coronavirus than without.
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You obviously flunked statistics class.
 
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Deutsche Gopher Fan said:
Trumptards are allergic to math
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NO. I am allergic to math. I know I am unable to do it. They think they know how to do it, including magically waving a wand so the numbers work in their favor, but fail miserably.*

FB has started to pull some of the false posts. Now I have snoozed a few of the knuckleheads who are posting complaining FB is suppressing the things we should know. next post was showing the nurse who tried to get PPE for her staff died of COVID. It is a struggle to not wish some sort of evil karma visit them immediately. People suck. And it is really depressing to know how many of them suck.

*I didn't read the post because ignore is an excellent feature.
 
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Holyoke Mass. 82 Covid-19 deaths at the Soldiers Home there with another 70 infected. Horrible.
 
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Wayuphere said:
This point sent Chuckles into a frenzy on Div 1 forum, but I’ll say it again: If these Trumpettes were around during WW2, we would all be speaking German. None of them would be willing to sacrifice, ration(yeah, right). They prefer to have the Trumpvirus kill thousands as long as they get what they feel they want/need. Just selfish.
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Just another example of red state Boomers being aptly called The Selfish Generation.
 
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leswp1 said:
NO. I am allergic to math. I know I am unable to do it. They think they know how to do it, including magically waving a wand so the numbers work in their favor, but fail miserably.*

FB has started to pull some of the false posts. Now I have snoozed a few of the knuckleheads who are posting complaining FB is suppressing the things we should know. next post was showing the nurse who tried to get PPE for her staff died of COVID. It is a struggle to not wish some sort of evil karma visit them immediately. People suck. And it is really depressing to know how many of them suck.

*I didn't read the post because ignore is an excellent feature.
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There are lies, dam(n)ed lies, and statistics.
 
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Whalers said:
Sorry to break up your self-congratulatory, social distancing sewing circle, but I thought that it would be nice to share some good news in the fight against the coronavirus. A good friend of mine, a dyed in the wool liberal (can you believe it?), passed this statistic along that is most fascinating, almost shocking. Massachusetts has some of the best hospitals in the world and this really shows. For comparison, the average life expectancy in the US is 78.54 years of age (2017).

MA - 2018 Avg Age of Death - 80 years 8 months

MA Avg Age of Death from Coronavirus - 82 years

So statistically in Massachusetts, your life expectancy is longer WITH the coronavirus than without.
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Solid troll!!
 
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Florida ordered coroners to stop releasing coronavirus death data: report <a href="https://t.co/Rfep7rXcGg">https://t.co/Rfep7rXcGg</a> <a href="https://t.co/qq4XSlL9Zj">pic.twitter.com/qq4XSlL9Zj</a></p>— The Hill (@thehill) <a href="https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1255713757252259845?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 30, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
 
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Kushner says government's response to coronavirus pandemic has been "a great success story" <a href="https://t.co/2TKff1oweL">https://t.co/2TKff1oweL</a> <a href="https://t.co/t6zV6bALDG">pic.twitter.com/t6zV6bALDG</a></p>— The Hill (@thehill) <a href="https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1255706464741740546?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 30, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
 
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Handyman said:
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Kushner says government's response to coronavirus pandemic has been "a great success story" <a href="https://t.co/2TKff1oweL">https://t.co/2TKff1oweL</a> <a href="https://t.co/t6zV6bALDG">pic.twitter.com/t6zV6bALDG</a></p>— The Hill (@thehill) <a href="https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1255706464741740546?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 30, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
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Who's the bigger weasel - this guy or Stephen Miller?
 
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