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Covfefe-19 The 11th Part: Suck It Up And Die Grandpa I Need A Manicure!!

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Thought the WH was testing everyone that visits Dear Leader? Was it this test that yielded the result?

And is it too despicable to ask that he infects the entire WH?

Probably not anymore...I believe I read they dont even require masks anymore in the West Wing.

But Wait...There's More

Lamb, who was elected in 2016, told Phoenix New Times in late April that he had to keep the Constitution in mind when considering emergency public-health orders.

"In tough times, tough decisions have to be made," he said. "I'm looking at two laws in each hand [and] going with the one that's 200 years old rather than two days old."

Somewhere...Darwin is pleased.
 
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News last night that MIT is going mostly online and only allowing around half of kids back on campus for the fall. My guess would be that most schools wind up doing something similar.

One would think that MIT, Cal Tech, and the med schools would be rational about this.

For the rest it's die for the enDOWment.
 
Thought the WH was testing everyone that visits Dear Leader? Was it this test that yielded the result?

And is it too despicable to ask that he infects the entire WH?

The test that scares West Wing staff the most is, "What is the President wearing today?"
 
Ahh, competence. Is it too much to ask for?

https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/the-trump-administration-paid-millions-for-test-tubes-and-got-unusable-mini-soda-bottles

Since May, the Trump administration has paid a fledgling Texas company $7.3 million for test tubes needed in tracking the spread of the coronavirus nationwide. But, instead of the standard vials, Fillakit LLC has supplied plastic tubes made for bottling soda, which state health officials say are unusable.

The state officials say that these “preforms,” which are designed to be expanded with heat and pressure into 2-liter soda bottles, don’t fit the racks used in laboratory analysis of test samples. Even if the bottles were the right size, experts say, the company’s process likely contaminated the tubes and could yield false test results. Fillakit employees, some not wearing masks, gathered the miniature soda bottles with snow shovels and dumped them into plastic bins before squirting saline into them, all in the open air, according to former employees and ProPublica’s observation of the company’s operations.

“It wasn’t even clean, let alone sterile,” said Teresa Green, a retired science teacher who worked at Fillakit’s makeshift warehouse outside of Houston for two weeks before leaving out of frustration.
https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/...test-tubes-and-got-unusable-mini-soda-bottles
https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/...test-tubes-and-got-unusable-mini-soda-bottles
 
People are already lining up to get the COVID from the President in Tulsa. Looks like we wont need to nuke the South after all.
 
The Slavers are at it again today:

Code:
FL 3064
AZ 2519
CA 1719
NC 1255
SC 992
AL 894
GA 882
TX 757
TN 686

Final update:

Cali: 4179
Texas: 3611
Flo(R)ida: 2610
Arizona: 1827
North Carolina: 1027
Georgia: 952
Louisiana: 928
 
Huh, those adjustments are all over the place.

FWIW, they changed again.

Code:
CA 3787
TX 3357
FL 3207
AZ 2519
NC 1757
 
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Before we re-open let's check in on places which have already re-o...

China raised its emergency warning to its second-highest level and canceled more than 60 per cent of the flights to Beijing on Wednesday amid a new coronavirus outbreak in the capital. It was a sharp pullback for the nation that declared victory over COVID-19 in March and a message to the rest of the world about how tenacious the virus really is.
New infections spiked in India, Iran and US states including Florida, Texas and Arizona as authorities struggled to balance restarting economic activity without accelerating the pandemic.
 
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