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Covfefe-19 part 6: Waiting For Advice from Kid Rock and Tiger Woods now.

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The day New Jerseyites have waited for all their lives has arrived.
 
I think the 20% came from the early China numbers, when all the cool people on Facebook were sharing their slideshows and charts about how it’s not really that bad because only blank% get it and of those only 20% go to the hospital and only 4% need ICU care.

But since China has continued to lie I don’t know if those stats hold or not. Italy or Spain would be much better indicators.

I think Cuomo's basing that on what he's seeing in NYC.
 
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This stupid mother ****er.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">JARED KUSHNER: "The notion of the federal stockpile was it's supposed to be our stockpile. It's not supposed to be states stockpiles that they then use." <a href="https://t.co/9Q7j8QBCMv">pic.twitter.com/9Q7j8QBCMv</a></p>— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) <a href="https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1245852517474295809?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 2, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

I need to put it all down. My rage is boiling over.
 
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Yeah man, states should never use the Fed stockpile. The federal stockpile should be used by...uh...
 
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Honestly, if there's a face I hate seeing more than Chump's at this point, it's Jared's mish-mash of smug/arrogant/angry/d-bag.
 
Re: Covfefe-19 part 6: Waiting For Advice from Kid Rock and Tiger Woods now.

This stupid mother ****er.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">JARED KUSHNER: "The notion of the federal stockpile was it's supposed to be our stockpile. It's not supposed to be states stockpiles that they then use." <a href="https://t.co/9Q7j8QBCMv">pic.twitter.com/9Q7j8QBCMv</a></p>— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) <a href="https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1245852517474295809?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 2, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

I need to put it all down. My rage is boiling over.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Dear Jared Kushner of the <a href="https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@realDonaldTrump</a> Administration: We are the UNITED STATES of America. The federal stockpile is reserved for all Americans living in our states, not just federal employees. Get it? <a href="https://t.co/VB4Z2YGp4J">https://t.co/VB4Z2YGp4J</a></p>— Ted Lieu (@tedlieu) <a href="https://twitter.com/tedlieu/status/1245872184687386626?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 3, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
 
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Company incorrectly claimed FDA approval of 2-minute coronavirus test <a href="https://t.co/MvSCXsULZj">https://t.co/MvSCXsULZj</a> <a href="https://t.co/uPlTmtU50C">pic.twitter.com/uPlTmtU50C</a></p>— The Hill (@thehill) <a href="https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1245870646157963268?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 3, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
 
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">“I have never feared dying as much as I have now.”<br><br>An FDNY paramedic who has tested positive for coronavirus describes her ordeal, as 3,000 FDNY members are out sick and more than 300 have tested positive for coronavirus. <a href="https://t.co/ew7JwHxXyP">pic.twitter.com/ew7JwHxXyP</a></p>— CNN (@CNN) <a href="https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1245870604701454342?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 3, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
 
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Maybe the National Stockpile is for Americans who don’t live in states? 10,000 vents coming your way, Governor Rosselló!
 
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Maybe the National Stockpile is for Americans who don’t live in states? 10,000 vents coming your way, Governor Rosselló!

He hasn't been governor for over a year now. Besides, DC is also not a state. And there's the USVI, Marshall Islands, Guam, and American Samoa to supply with those handful of vents for those millions and millions of people.

(on a side note, we are terrified about the virus in Puerto Rico- they have the worst healthcare system in the US, and many doctors have come north. So we've restricted contact with MIL to one person.... I doubt we go down for a visit anytime soon... )
 
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="und" dir="ltr">March 1 / April 1 <a href="https://t.co/iA5MSpoLzV">pic.twitter.com/iA5MSpoLzV</a></p>— Eric Allen Hatch (@ericallenhatch) <a href="https://twitter.com/ericallenhatch/status/1245231206133891074?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 1, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

State of Hockey posted this on Facebook. I just about **** myself laughing.
 
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US deaths:

Code:
	Day    Sum
3/15     12     68
3/16     18     86
3/17     23    109
3/18     40    149
3/19     56    205
3/20     49    254
3/21     46    300
3/22    113    413
3/23    141    554
3/24    225    779
3/25    247  1,026
3/26    268  1,294
3/27    400  1,694
3/28    525  2,219
3/29    363  2,582
3/30    573  3,155
3/31    912  4,067
4/01  1,049  5,116
4/02    968  6,084
 
Re: Covfefe-19 part 6: Waiting For Advice from Kid Rock and Tiger Woods now.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="und" dir="ltr">March 1 / April 1 <a href="https://t.co/iA5MSpoLzV">pic.twitter.com/iA5MSpoLzV</a></p>— Eric Allen Hatch (@ericallenhatch) <a href="https://twitter.com/ericallenhatch/status/1245231206133891074?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 1, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

State of Hockey posted this on Facebook. I just about **** myself laughing.

Gonna say, "go Covfefe!" ;)
 
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="und" dir="ltr">March 1 / April 1 <a href="https://t.co/iA5MSpoLzV">pic.twitter.com/iA5MSpoLzV</a></p>— Eric Allen Hatch (@ericallenhatch) <a href="https://twitter.com/ericallenhatch/status/1245231206133891074?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 1, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

State of Hockey posted this on Facebook. I just about **** myself laughing.
Any joke you have to explain is never going to be that funny, but right now I got nothing, so any help would be appreciated!
 
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