Pretty sure our country is re-enacting "Marge versus the Monorail."
Donald Trump: You know, a town with money is a little like the mule with the spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it.
[crowd laughs]
Donald Trump: The name's Trump! Donald Trump. And I come before you good people tonight with an idea. Probably the greatest... Aw, it's not for you. It's more of a Canadian idea.
[starts to walk out of the room]
Joe the Plumber: [at the podium] Now wait just a minute! We're twice as smart as the people of Canada. You just tell us your idea and we'll vote for it!
Donald Trump: All right. I'll tell you what I'll do! I'll show you my idea.
[runs over to a display covered by a sheet, and he whips it off, revealing a diorama of the US and Mexico with a wall going through it]
Donald Trump: I give you the US-Mexico Wall!
[crowd gasps]
Donald Trump: I've sold walls to Ireland, Germany, China, and by gum I've put them on the map!
[holds up a map of the world with those countries drawn on with crayon]