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Business, Economics, and Taxes: Capitalism. Yay? >=(

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ticapnews said:
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There are about to be some brutal human rights abuses in Zimbabwe that require some Capitalist nations to resolve.
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There is a huge deposit in Maine. I believe it’s somewhere in the southwest part of the state. There are huge deposits of other important minerals in the county.
 
ScoobyDoo said:
Explain to me again how Mars work is so ****ing boring you want to run Twitter? What a complete ****ing ********.
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I am paraphrasing a guy on Twitter:

"I don't work with automobiles so when he talked I assumed he knew what he was saying in regards to Tesla.

I don't work with rockets so when he talked i assumed he knew what he was talking about in regards to SpaceX.

I work in software, so when he talks about Twitter I know how off base he is and how ridiculous he sounds.

Never trust he has a clue"

Basically he is an idiot and carnival barker trying to keep all eyes on him and his bad hairplugs!
 
Handyman said:
I am paraphrasing a guy on Twitter:

"I don't work with automobiles so when he talked I assumed he knew what he was saying in regards to Tesla.

I don't work with rockets so when he talked i assumed he knew what he was talking about in regards to SpaceX.

I work in software, so when he talks about Twitter I know how off base he is and how ridiculous he sounds.

Never trust he has a clue"

Basically he is an idiot and carnival barker trying to keep all eyes on him and his bad hairplugs!
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My favorite was when he said something like "we turned these servers off and everything kept working so we didn't need them".
 
ScoobyDoo said:
Explain to me again how Mars work is so ****ing boring you want to run Twitter? What a complete ****ing ********.
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If I were the head of a company with tangible goals to put a human on Mars, I'd wake up and ejaculate from pure adrenaline every morning.
 
Handyman said:
I am paraphrasing a guy on Twitter:

"I don't work with automobiles so when he talked I assumed he knew what he was saying in regards to Tesla.

I don't work with rockets so when he talked i assumed he knew what he was talking about in regards to SpaceX.

I work in software, so when he talks about Twitter I know how off base he is and how ridiculous he sounds.

Never trust he has a clue"

Basically he is an idiot and carnival barker trying to keep all eyes on him and his bad hairplugs!
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mookie doesn't have hairplugs, so when handy talks about them mookie will assume handy knows what handy is sayin'

(no offense)
:-)
 
Elmo is about to go to trial (Jan 17th) for securities fraud...I am sure that is not going to lead to Twitter imploding somehow.
 
Is that the equipment equivalent of the proprietary seeds that won't reproduce scam?

Farmers should all vote straight ticket Dem. Unfortunately, the white ones probably vote straight ticket R, so in a way they deserve the shafting they get.
 
Kepler said:
Is that the equipment equivalent of the proprietary seeds that won't reproduce scam?
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No, this was "Oil change reminder light turned on? Gotta park the tractor and wait for the JD rep to come out."

Everything needed to be performed by a JD rep and couldn't be performed by the farmer or they risked turning it into a half million dollar lawn ornament until the JD rep could come out.
 
Just remember, a government powerful enough to protect us from mega-conglomerates is powerful enough to, uhhh, do…..other…..stuff.

When corporations win, we all win!
 
aparch said:
No, this was "Oil change reminder light turned on? Gotta park the tractor and wait for the JD rep to come out."

Everything needed to be performed by a JD rep and couldn't be performed by the farmer or they risked turning it into a half million dollar lawn ornament until the JD rep could come out.
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So basically, imagine if you bought a Ford and Ford had a policy that all maintenance right down to changing out the wiper blades had to be done by a certified Ford mechanic using genuine Ford parts, or else your vehicle's entire warranty would be immediately void. Or worse, Ford would use the onboard software to detect unauthorized maintenance/parts and remotely inform on you faster than a Stasi IM being offered an extra banana ration. Maybe they'd even remotely disable the vehicle until you paid a Ford mechanic to do it all over again.
 
aparch said:
No, this was "Oil change reminder light turned on? Gotta park the tractor and wait for the JD rep to come out."

Everything needed to be performed by a JD rep and couldn't be performed by the farmer or they risked turning it into a half million dollar lawn ornament until the JD rep could come out.
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Keep in mind most of those large farms with most of the equipment worth that half million also have a plan with Deere that requires Deere to repair them within something like 24 hours.
 
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