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Bottom Feeders 2018-19: Just So You Know, They Really Suck

Re: Bottom Feeders 2018-19: Just So You Know, They Really Suck

You're deliciously evil. We'll do it.

The rink looks sufficiently sh*tty enough. Peeling paint on the ceilings, mediocre lighting (based on Google search images), very limited seating. Just need to secure that backup Zamboni before it gets fixed or junked.
 
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But we gotta make tickets impossible to get. We actually had people show at a regional last year, which led to fierce debate on how they showed up.
 
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Zamboni? Losers scrape and hose 'er down.

Not the point. We'd like just a hint of carbon monoxide in the air. Not enough to kill anyone, but enough to cause some ill effects.

But we gotta make tickets impossible to get. We actually had people show at a regional last year, which led to fierce debate on how they showed up.

New rule this year - close and lock the doors for a "private event". Don't sell tickets.
 
Re: Bottom Feeders 2018-19: Just So You Know, They Really Suck

Fade, I looked at your mall rink. Assuming we can put the Pac Sun, Hot Topic, and one of those awful kiosks in play... we will put the South Regional there.

I've received word that Hot Topic is willing to sponsor, provided the players wear black skinny jeans and team hoodies, in lieu of hockey pants/socks and jerseys.

EDIT: I'm also being told that Furr's "Fresh" Buffet will donate their leftover food for the team meals.
 
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Not the point. We'd like just a hint of carbon monoxide in the air. Not enough to kill anyone, but enough to cause some ill effects.

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Just leave the old rig idling during the game.[

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Re: Bottom Feeders 2018-19: Just So You Know, They Really Suck

For refs, I plan on going to local watering holes, and offering to buy people cases of their favorite beer if they'll ref for a day. No prior knowledge of hockey is a bonus.
 
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No prior time on skates is also a bonus.

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Re: Bottom Feeders 2018-19: Just So You Know, They Really Suck

RPI is certainly often called RIT, but is RIT ever called RPI?

I'm working on buying an old pickup from an older gentleman who just today in our email conversation asked me if RIT was Rensselaer, apparently a high school friend of his went to RPI.

Granted, they're from Wisconsin, so I suppose the confusion can be forgiven.
 
Re: Bottom Feeders 2018-19: Just So You Know, They Really Suck

If it's RIT v RPI in the final, who would be better in engineering victory from defeat?
 
Re: Bottom Feeders 2018-19: Just So You Know, They Really Suck

Fade and other distinguished (?) members of the Committee... if we're diligent... there might be enough money to take us to the hipster coffee shop after the tournament. Hot Topic signed on as a sponsor... any shady establishments in Dover that might be willing to sponsor?
 
Re: Bottom Feeders 2018-19: Just So You Know, They Really Suck

Is there a JCPenney at the mall? They’re probably desperate enough...
 
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