Re: Bottom Feeders 2018-19: Just So You Know, They Really Suck
MARS for January:
1. UAA (on pace for the John Hill award 2 years in a row!)
2. SLU (way to suck again!)
3. Ferris State (I should know, one guy insists that they suck)
4. Holy Cross (beating Minnesota was SO LONG ago)
5. UAH (they're a little better, but as GFM will tell me, they still suck)
6. Alaska Blank (Don't you worry about blank, let me worry about blank!)
7. RPI (But Ralph is still cool)
8. Sacred Fart? Oh, it's Heart? Ah, who cares?
9. Michigan State (Spartans Will... be Bottom Feeders for awhile. This is the best thing I can say about that entire campus right now.)
10. Robert Morris (What is there to do in Moon Township, PA? I guess they get drunk.)
11. Omaha (First the CCHA, then the WCHA, then the NCHC. Forever trying to hang with the popular kids.)
12. Wisconsin (At least they have cheese curds going for them, which is nice.)
13. Bentley (New arena, and I want to like you, but you're here every year.)
14. Merrimack (New coach, same problems.)
15. UConn (at least there's women's hoops to keep you entertained. I'm sure Geno is God there.)
16. Vermont (They got Bernie, Ben and Jerry's, and maple syrup. That's it.)