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Bottom Feeders 2018-19: Just So You Know, They Really Suck

Re: Bottom Feeders 2018-19: Just So You Know, They Really Suck

And UAH leads UAA 3-1 in the second. Yawn.

When one Bottom Feeder is beating another, do I really care?

Apparently I do, because UAH beat UAA soundly last night. Granted, they both suck, but this will affect tomorrow's rankings.

Also, if RPI beats #26 Union in the Mayor's Cup, that will drop them a couple places. RPI had moved back into the top 10 at least...
 
Re: Bottom Feeders 2018-19: Just So You Know, They Really Suck

MARS for January:

1. UAA (on pace for the John Hill award 2 years in a row!)
2. SLU (way to suck again!)
3. Ferris State (I should know, one guy insists that they suck)
4. Holy Cross (beating Minnesota was SO LONG ago)
5. UAH (they're a little better, but as GFM will tell me, they still suck)
6. Alaska Blank (Don't you worry about blank, let me worry about blank!)
7. RPI (But Ralph is still cool)
8. Sacred Fart? Oh, it's Heart? Ah, who cares?
9. Michigan State (Spartans Will... be Bottom Feeders for awhile. This is the best thing I can say about that entire campus right now.)
10. Robert Morris (What is there to do in Moon Township, PA? I guess they get drunk.)
11. Omaha (First the CCHA, then the WCHA, then the NCHC. Forever trying to hang with the popular kids.)
12. Wisconsin (At least they have cheese curds going for them, which is nice.)
13. Bentley (New arena, and I want to like you, but you're here every year.)
14. Merrimack (New coach, same problems.)
15. UConn (at least there's women's hoops to keep you entertained. I'm sure Geno is God there.)
16. Vermont (They got Bernie, Ben and Jerry's, and maple syrup. That's it.)
 
Re: Bottom Feeders 2018-19: Just So You Know, They Really Suck

Seeding this mess:

South
1. UAA
4. Vermont

2. Sacred Heart
3. Sparty

West
1. SLU
4. UConn

2. RPI
3. Robert Morris

East
1 Ferris State
4. Merrimack

2. Alaska
3. Omaha

Midwest
1. Holy Cross
4. Bentley

2. UAH
3. Wisconsin
 
Seeding this mess:

South
1. UAA
4. Vermont

2. Sacred Heart
3. Sparty

West
1. SLU
4. UConn

2. RPI
3. Robert Morris

East
1 Ferris State
4. Merrimack

2. Alaska
3. Omaha

Midwest
1. Holy Cross
4. Bentley

2. UAH
3. Wisconsin

No rule against interconference match up in first game? :-)
 
Re: Bottom Feeders 2018-19: Just So You Know, They Really Suck

No rule against interconference match up in first game? :-)

Nope. All I really wanted was to cause as much travel pain as possible. Avoiding interconference matchups is for that other tournament. Now if you have a way to make Merrimack do some traveling, I'm all ears.
 
Re: Bottom Feeders 2018-19: Just So You Know, They Really Suck

And it will be positively cold here in 202-land tomorrow.

Positively cold (and snowy) in 518-land tonight and tomorrow, as well.

But Ralph, we're cool and we know it.

Neither 202 nor 518 is divisible by 26. So we're not just cool, we're distinctive.
 
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Nope. All I really wanted was to cause as much travel pain as possible. Avoiding interconference matchups is for that other tournament. Now if you have a way to make Merrimack do some traveling, I'm all ears.

I actually knew that answer, but I was just playing along, as if I were an audience plant with that question. :-)

Yup, kinda tough to make travel painful for one of the four seeds from the Northeast if you need to maintain "bracket integrity."
 
Re: Bottom Feeders 2018-19: Just So You Know, They Really Suck

I actually knew that answer, but I was just playing along, as if I were an audience plant with that question. :-)

Yup, kinda tough to make travel painful for one of the four seeds from the Northeast if you need to maintain "bracket integrity."

You could always swap Wisconsin and the Mack... ;)
 
Re: Bottom Feeders 2018-19: Just So You Know, They Really Suck

Surprised Colgate didn't make it, after all they're talking about firing the coach...

Of course so are the Sioux after getting swept by AHC...
 
Re: Bottom Feeders 2018-19: Just So You Know, They Really Suck

My Huskies could easily be there soon. We still have to host Mankato and play NMU and LSSU four times (three on the road).

Plus after the ridiculousness to dropping one to UAH, there's a good chance we manage to **** one away against UAA, too.
 
Re: Bottom Feeders 2018-19: Just So You Know, They Really Suck

My Huskies could easily be there soon. We still have to host Mankato and play NMU and LSSU four times (three on the road).

Plus after the ridiculousness to dropping one to UAH, there's a good chance we manage to **** one away against UAA, too.

If you want to see the Bubble:

Colgate (from here on out, they're called Toothpaste U in this thread)
Maine
The Souzaphones (new Hampshire)
Army
Princeton (How about you review your hockey team? They're terrible.)
 
Re: Bottom Feeders 2018-19: Just So You Know, They Really Suck

And for what it's worth, I read the Tech threads on occasion. Almost no optimism there.
 
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