Your guess would be wrong but hey go on with your bad self

I do this moron thing called thinking you should try it some time.
But lets say you were right...my girlfriend chose the movie, she was pumped to see it, she hated it almost as much as I did. (the difference was she liked the cameos I hated them) How are you going to explain away her dislike Dr. Freudy Doo?
It is great you and the critics liked it (and i mean that seriously, we should all enjoy the movies we pay for) it lasted one week and then no one saw it because the audience didnt. It was 5th in its second week behind Ice Age...when all is said and done it is barely going to be profitable and will be seen as a failure by Sony. On nostalgia alone it should have been a big movie (especially with a high critics score) but no one liked it because it just wasnt that good. It wasnt sexism, or anger or anything, the movie just didnt do much. If you are going to reboot a classic, you cant half *** it.
I think my girlfriend said it best...what was the story? Who were they fighting? How did we get to the conclusion? (and what was with the stupid Homeland Security/Mayor story that served zero purpose) The movie was basically Kirstin Wiig playing her usual character, Melissa McCarthy playing her usual character and MacKinnon talking monotonally and making bad jokes. (oh but hey she danced to an 80s song so...yeah) Leslie Jones was good though. The hamfisting of putting in elements of the original movie (like using phrases from the song, the way the logo came about, Slimer, The Marshmallow Man) needed to go too. If you are starting fresh start fresh. Problem was they had no idea what they were doing so they put in stuff like that hoping the old school fans would dig it...I didnt and neither did they from what I can tell.
We agree to disagree Scoobs