2026 Winter Olympics: Thread Title Under Construction

[state of hockey]

Would've been better if they got Shaun White to stop talking about himself instead of the athletes actually competing.

If you didn’t hear that this is his first Olympics he isn’t competing in, you had it on mute.

 

[bronconick]

It was a personal travelogue.
*Austria walks in* *White tells story about his time in said country.*

Rinse, repeat. Except how he's never been to India and wants to now visit.

 

[Russell Jaslow]

Get Peacock for a month? Everything is available on that app.

Which is exactly what we did for every Olympics now since we no longer will ever have a TV provider again. For one month, it's cheap entertainment.

 

[Russell Jaslow]

I looked it up because:

Basically, it temporarily puffs up your peter right before you get measured for your bodysuit. Months later, after the substance has dissipated (you hope!), you can then get a slight parachuting effect from the extra material. 2cm of extra material could be enough to gain as much as 5-6m on a jump.

Can't they just use porn movie set fluffers?

{I'll let myself out...}

 

[Jimjamesak]

Can't they just use porn movie set fluffers?

{I'll let myself out...}

There actually is an injection that some male pornstars use to keep themselves uh... ready.

 

[Spartanforlife4]

Vonn airlifted after crashing during the downhill.