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2024 Elections: One Last Chance for Democracy

Democrats Accuse Trump Of Inciting Further Violence By Not Dying | Babylon Bee

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PALM BEACH, FL — In the wake of what appears to be a second assassination attempt on Donald Trump, Democrats across the country have stepped forward to accuse the Republican presidential candidate of inciting further violence by not dying in either of the two previous assassination attempts.

According to Hakeem Jeffries, the Democrat leader of the House, Trump is to blame for the ongoing nature of the violence directed toward him, as he consistently fails to die at the hands of crazed left-wing attempted assassins.

"As the Democratic party of the United States, we hereby censure and condemn Donald J. Trump for consistently, audaciously, and shamelessly inciting violence by not dying," Jeffries said. "We do not support the hateful, probably racist behavior of America's Probably Hitler and we call upon him to stop the ongoing political assassination attempts on his life by just dying in one of them. Is that too much to ask?"

Other Democrats have spoken out with mostly peaceful rhetoric against Trump's knack for surviving loony Democrat-enflamed assassins with guns, calling Trump "worse than Goebbels and Hitler rolled into one." While a few are in favor of calming the public discourse, most Democrats agree that the only way to stop the problem of Trump continuing to survive assassination attempts is to keep addressing him as "Literal Hitler."

At publishing time, Trump had survived yet another assassination attempt, causing Democrats to accuse him of overthrowing democracy by continuing to exist.
 
Media Assures Americans The Real Threat Is The Side That Keeps Getting Shot At | Babylon Bee

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NEW YORK — In the wake of yet another assassination attempt on former President Donald Trump, the media sought to assure Americans that the real threat isn't the side doing the shooting.

"The people getting shot at and murdered, they are the real threats," explained CNN correspondent Dana Bash. "Every time you see another attempt to kill a Republican, remember that Democrats are the party of peace and tolerance."

The media also condemned Republicans for using such harsh rhetoric and causing people to try to murder them. "We hereby call on the people getting shot at to stop being mean," Bash went on to say. "I hope if Republicans manage to escape the guy shooting an AK-47, they will consider how hurtful their words can be. It is time the people with bullets whizzing over their heads tone things down."

At publishing time, members of the American media had reiterated that calling Republicans "fascist dictators who must be stopped by any means necessary" was the true message of love and unity.
 
RaceBoarder said:
What am I in for when I travel to SE Michigan this weekend? I assume about every 3rd or 4th ad on broadcast TV will be a political one =(
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Seems a lot more often than that. The lies Rs are telling…. Incredible. They sure are heavy with their feelings, that’s for sure.
 
French Rage said:
The side saying "they're not human, they're animals" wants to know why there's all this violent de-humanizing rhetoric.
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The side that says "liberals murder babies and traffic children out of pizza parlors" wonders how come people are incited to violence.
 
FBI Says We May Never Know The Motivation Of The Would-Be Trump Assassin Who Was A Biden-Harris Supporter And Donated To Democrats 20 Times | Babylon Bee

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WEST PALM BEACH, FL — As the investigation into the second assassination attempt on former President Donald Trump continued, the Federal Bureau of Investigation said we may never know the motivation of the would-be assassin who was a Biden-Harris supporter and donated to Democrats 20 times.

Sources within the FBI said the mystery had thus far proved to be too complex to unravel, as agents scoured the shooter's extensive social media post history condemning Trump and his long track record of giving money to Democratic political causes in search of any sign of what may have motivated his attack.

"We're just as puzzled as everyone else," said Special Agent Dirk Burbon at a press briefing on the investigation. "Though there has been widespread speculation that this attempted assassination was politically motivated, the suspect and his well-documented history of hating Mr. Trump and supporting Democrat causes have thus far given no indication of that being the case."

Investigators urged caution, telling the American people not to rush to judgment. "Let us do our work here," Special Agent Burbon continued. "This is not the time for rash action or jumping to conclusions. Sometimes a suspect's motive to commit a crime is obvious. Other times, despite an abundance of clues that give a clear-cut explanation for their actions, you're left never knowing the truth. Some cases just aren't ever meant to be solved, ya know?"

At publishing time, FBI insiders revealed agents were hard at work trying to determine if the large neon sign flashing "I'M GOING TO KILL DONALD TRUMP" the shooter installed outside his home had any meaning.


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On paper sure...but he has to sell to get that and he won't do it in time.

That this is even allowed is proof we need more regulations. The company has almost no real value. It makes no money, loses hundreds of millions and no one uses the app. It doesn't even have proprietary tech or programming it can sell its all a copy and paste job. This whole thing is just stock fraud and everyone knows it.
 
Mike Johnson keeps trying to get enough votes for his combined funding/election bs bill to avoid a shutdown and he doesn't have the votes. Honestly has there been a less effective House Majority in history?

2 weeks to go!
 
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