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2013 Detroit Lions: Make the playoffs or Schwartz gets the Ziggy.

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Packers by 40 on Thursday.

Matt Flynn is going to throw for at least 425.
 
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Season over.

Flynn throws for 425. Tolzien Theismann's Flynn's leg at the half so he can come in and throw for 400 more. Suh stabs Tolzien in the neck with a pencil, jumps up and does the Full Monty dance, moons Joe Buck, hijacks the PA, and announces he's signed the whole stadium up for Obamacare. He gets fined $10 million which he matches with donations to the Westboro Baptist Church, the KKK, and the John Birch Society.
 
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Twitch Boy said:
Season over.

Flynn throws for 425. Tolzien Theismann's Flynn's leg at the half so he can come in and throw for 400 more. Suh stabs Tolzien in the neck with a pencil, jumps up and does the Full Monty dance, moons Joe Buck, hijacks the PA, and announces he's signed the whole stadium up for Obamacare. He gets fined $10 million which he matches with donations to the Westboro Baptist Church, the KKK, and the John Birch Society.
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...and then a meteor obliterates Ford Field?
 
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So...let's hold off on blowing up Ford Field from outer space for the moment.
 
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There's not gonna be any punch and pie this year, is there?
 
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No. We're getting burnt toast and cough syrup instead.
 
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Hammer said:
No. We're getting burnt toast and cough syrup instead.
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Nothing wrong with either. One can be used for thanksgiving stuffing and the other... as long as it has codeine in it... isn't a bad alternative to the Detroit sports scene these days.
 
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So Stafford feels a players only meeting is not needed and the guys simply have to "play a little bit better than we’ve been playing.” I guess that means holding his interceptions to 3...? Stafford also says that the vets on the team need to help the younger guys deal with the disappointment of losing two in a row and that the young guys "maybe haven’t been in this position." What position is that, losing games you shouldn't be losing and falling far short of the modest expectation of beating a team that lost their first 8 games? How many Lions haven't experienced losing just like this many times over? It's the Lions after all. This team's problems are between the ears and under the ribs as much as anything mechanical on the field.
 
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Hammer said:
So...let's hold off on blowing up Ford Field from outer space for the moment.
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Can we hold off until after 12/16? I'm kindda excited about having MNF tickets. Now I just need to find a date (that won't mind sitting next to a Ravens fan).
 
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wolverineTrumpet said:
Can we hold off until after 12/16? I'm kindda excited about having MNF tickets. Now I just need to find a date (that won't mind sitting next to a Ravens fan).
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Shouldn't be that hard for ya. Its not like you have Leprosy or an Ohio State fan.
 
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Well, that didn't take too long. Opening drive... get in the red zone, and Reggie Bush comes down with Fumble-itis.
 
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Matthew Stafford now has Fumble-itis and the Packers take advantage of it. I'm not even going to get upset... I'll just chalk this up to SAME... OLD... LIONS!
 
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why are not the lions up 28 at this point?
 
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