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2012 Golf Season - No matter how you slice it, it's still fun.

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:p:D:D

I would love to play any big time course. I do drive by Cherry Hills on occasion though. :p:D:D

When I was a radio sports director I got to play a lot of the big tournament courses on media days. From Castle Pines to Bethpage Black - the sublime to the ridiculous! :D Never could get a media tag for Augusta National though.

Hovey, I wonder if you could do St. Andrews today the way you did back then? I have my doubts. You're one lucky SOB! ;)
 
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When I was a radio sports director I got to play a lot of the big tournament courses on media days. From Castle Pines to Bethpage Black - the sublime to the ridiculous! :D Never could get a media tag for Augusta National though.

Hovey, I wonder if you could do St. Andrews today the way you did back then? I have my doubts. You're one lucky SOB! ;)
I'd have no shot today. Some friends went on a Scotland trip last summer and they had to get the tee times months in advance.

The times are definitely different. A year ago I was staying at a hotel a couple of miles from Oakmont CC in Pittsburgh. Thought I would try my "drive up and see what happens routine" there. Didn't get past the guardshack. :D
 
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While attending a wedding in Scottsdale this spring, I stayed at a hotel adjacent to TPC Scottsdale. I didn't play, but I did get up very early in the morning and walked much of the Stadium course, just to see what a tournament level course is like. TPC Scottsdale is not Bethpage or Spyglass (and certainly not St. Andrews), but I couldn't believe how green-like the fairways were. Has to be much easier to hit an iron off that, though of course the yardage is longer and the greens challenging. I'd also prefer not to have an eye out for rattlesnakes when I'm off the fairway which, in my case, is often.
 
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I'd have no shot today. Some friends went on a Scotland trip last summer and they had to get the tee times months in advance.

The times are definitely different. A year ago I was staying at a hotel a couple of miles from Oakmont CC in Pittsburgh. Thought I would try my "drive up and see what happens routine" there. Didn't get past the guardshack. :D
Tell him you're the Pro from Dover.
 
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While attending a wedding in Scottsdale this spring, I stayed at a hotel adjacent to TPC Scottsdale. I didn't play, but I did get up very early in the morning and walked much of the Stadium course, just to see what a tournament level course is like. TPC Scottsdale is not Bethpage or Spyglass (and certainly not St. Andrews), but I couldn't believe how green-like the fairways were. Has to be much easier to hit an iron off that, though of course the yardage is longer and the greens challenging. I'd also prefer not to have an eye out for rattlesnakes when I'm off the fairway which, in my case, is often.

My buddy and I played Aurora Hills (a muni right by where the theater shooting happened) earlier this summer, and on the 11th (a ~170 yard par 3), I landed it square in the middle of the green. As we're walking up to the green, my buddy stops dead in his tracks. Here, probably about 5 feet from my ball was a smallish (3-4 feet) rattlesnake sitting in the sun. My ball rolled probably within about 6 inches of the snake (assuming it was on the green when I hit). We waited about 10 minutes before it finally slithered off the green, but the rest of the round we were both extremely vigilant for snakes. It made for some quick shots out of the rough. :p:D:D

Colorado has its fair share of snakes on the courses, but that was the only time I have ever seen a rattlesnake while playing.
 
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Speaking of critters and golf. We have a fox or foxes who show up on a couple of the fairways on the course where I play. I have heard stories from other members how the fox will run out on the fairway after balls. Last week, I witnessed one actually carry my ball off into the adjacent woods after it came to rest off the tee. I guess they think they're eggs. Either that or they are just playful.

That's fun. A rattlesnake is a completely different thing.
 
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I've had to deal with snapping turtles and ****ing cocksucking piece of **** geese on the course.
 
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I've had to deal with snapping turtles and ****ing cocksucking piece of **** geese on the course.
The course I like to play has geese and geese droppings all over the place. Question on the rules: The geese like to dig holes around the green. If a ball comes to rest in one of them, am I entitled to relief? I've looked @ the Rules and they say relief from "burrowing animals", but not geese.
 
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The course I like to play has geese and geese droppings all over the place. Question on the rules: The geese like to dig holes around the green. If a ball comes to rest in one of them, am I entitled to relief? I've looked @ the Rules and they say relief from "burrowing animals", but not geese.
I would treat it as ground under repair and take a free drop*.

*no closer to the hole and without changing cuts.
 
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We were the first foursome out on Wednesday morning and woke up these two as they slept beside the first fairway. I have to say this is the best shot that I had all day! :rolleyes:

We also have our share of red-tail hawks that will give you the evil eye if you get near their nests.

The courses that I played in western Colorado routinely had elk roaming across the greens and fairways, not to mention eagles soaring overhead.

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three quick animal stories:

1st tee Troon North...guys says don't go into the scrub for balls...i ask why..."always dangerous but I just saw a 5 footer just off the fairway". That will get you to hit the 3 wood off the tee. (or your putter)

Going to play the LPGA course in Daytona...guy I'm with tells me they sometimes have snakes. Going down the driveway there is a rattlesnake going up the curb. We stop, it is 2 feet from my car door, had to be 5-6 feet long if unfurled. Good rule, always look in the cup before putting your hand in ...that baby rattler maybe a pygmy rattler and you'll be dead before you get off the green.

Playing Sugarloaf in Maine. First hole, I am last to hit my second shot so the rest of the guys are at the carts. I'm over the ball and hear all kinds of racket. I don't look up but say "come on guys, we're all friends but knock it off". I hit the ball and turn to give them grief...there is a giant deer/elk on the fairway just behind me and 3 guys laughing their *** off over by the carts. It stopped when I had called out to them and just stood there until I hit the ball...then as I turned it trotted off the fairway. I've also seen black bear, Moose and a few other critters at Sugarloaf.

I've seen plenty of crocs on Florida courses, but no stories.
 
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Any of you guys ever seen an albatross on the course?
 
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I had the privilege of playing the old course in St. Andrews.

It was 1986. I was in my mid-20's spending a couple of months in Europe. Late June I caught a bus out of Edinburgh to St. Andrews, figuring I may never be this close again. No clubs, no tee time, no hotel room, no plan.

Walked up to what we might call the pro shop and inquired about playing. It was a Saturday afternoon. The guy said they had no current times available for that day as the last tee time was about 4, in order to let the players play the outward 9 and still have time to play the 9 coming back.

He also told me the Old Course was closed on Sundays, but I could inquire about times on the other 3 courses. I asked about Monday. He said the only time available was in the second group off that morning, 6:10 a.m. He had just a twosome. Told him to sign me up.

Walked into the town of St. Andrews and rented a room at a little bed and breakfast. Walked around the town (it is an extraordinarily small town) and stopped at a local pub. The 1986 World Cup was on so needless to say everyone was a little amped up.

Spent Sunday wandering around the community. Although most shops were closed, it was still pretty interesting, including a cemetary that had to have been there for centuries.

5:30 a.m. Monday morning I was there, ready to go. Rented a cheap set of clubs. Greens fees were the equivalent of $27 (I still marvel at how unreal that was).

We had a great threesome. A kid from North Dakota, a 50 something year old man from New Zealand, spending a year traveling the world with his wife, and Bob Stockman, a 77 year old life long resident of St. Andrews who had worked as the starter at the course for 37 years, before retiring. He had been the starter during the great British Opens of the '60's and '70's and had wonderful stories to tell. He also knew every square inch of the course and would tell you exactly where to hit every shot (if only it were that easy).

We followed a group of 4 men from Texas who were on a Scotland golf outing. They were really struggling. If you don't know where to go on the course, it would be kind of hard. Many of the holes you stand on the tee and it's not readily apparent where either the green or the fairway are at. They were all over the course.

On the 6th tee we saw an official visit the Texans out on the 6th fairway (actually, the gorse). Bob told me they were probably getting warned about slow play. On the 8th hole (almost at the far end of the course!) they were asked to leave due to slow play. I can't imagine how that would suck.

The first 10 holes I played great -- 2 over par. But remember, being from North Dakota, playing golf on a hard, flat, windy golf course was not exactly a unique experience. Also, the wind really hadn't kicked up yet.

By the time we made the turn it was getting really brutal. The last 8 holes ate me up. I played them in 12 over, including pars on the Road Hole (17) and the 18th. Finished with an 84. I think I still have the card. Took a photo off of every tee box and had the guy from New Zealand take a picture of Bob and me on the Swilken Burn Bridge on the 18th fairway.

One of my favorite memories of a lifetime.

I went to The Old Course in 2006 and played putt-putt. True story. :)

Great read, thanks for sharing. I got to walk the course a bit when I was there but didn't have the chance to play. Would love to get back there again and get a chance to play it.
 
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The course I like to play has geese and geese droppings all over the place. Question on the rules: The geese like to dig holes around the green. If a ball comes to rest in one of them, am I entitled to relief? I've looked @ the Rules and they say relief from "burrowing animals", but not geese.

Only harmless garter snakes up here in northern MN.

Northland Country Club in Duluth had to go to flat tee markers because a coyote was stealing them from the tee boxes. They have yet to be found.

Also worked at a resort course in Cable, WI in college. A fox would steal balls from the fairway in the time it took players to hit their balls to the blind fairway below and driving down to the fairway in their carts. The stash was found: Over 300 golf balls in a den under a downed oak tree.

Same course: Out setting up proxies for a tournament. Driving down a gravel cart path on a downhill par 3, coffee in one hand, trying to light a smoke with the other, steering with my knee, hungover like none other (It sounds as bad as it was). Coming around a slight corner I look up to see a 400 lb. black bear standing in the middle of the path......lock up the brakes, skid to a stop five feet from said bear. Bear rears back on to its hind legs, growls and stares at me. I freeze. Bear stands there for what seemed like a minute (probably 15 seconds), flops back down to all fours, and walks slowly into the woods. Look over at the green--flagstick is snapped--again. Slam on the gas and drive to the next hole. Check shorts--surprisingly not soiled.

Watched my cousin being attacked by a redwing blackbird. Drew blood on his scalp. Made fun of him because said wound was only inflicted because he was wearing a Masters visor. Don't wear Masters apparel if you haven't been there. Poseur.

Finally: Played at Pinehurst No. 2 on my honeymoon. Wife rode along. Saw the oddest squirrels there: Black with white faces. They come up to every cart that comes along looking for handouts. Amazing track....unfortunately, my game didn't show up. Hit low snarfs most of the day, but still fired an 83 from the tournament tees. Little disappointed that they had just overseeded the chipping areas, so I didn't get the true Deuce experience with shots running away from the putting surfaces.
 
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Things are pretty even so far through the morning matches at the Ryder Cup.... It's already getting loud whenever the Americans sink something however....

That's the one thing I don't like about the Ryder Cup... When it's held here in 'Merica the fans tend to act like *******es... This is golf, not football.... The gallery shouldn't have a direct effect on the people inside the ropes... I can only wait for people to start heckling and doing stuff during swings...
 
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GMac and Tiger are killing their teams, but then GMac rolls in the winner from 5' to win the match 1up

Pretty impressive win for Lefty and Bradley.
 
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Back to some mundane matters -- this from a golf course I played many years ago....

Don't forget, if you can't come to tomorrow night's Lobsterfest, you can still come for the Six Foot Midgets and get into the raffle! We'll be giving away a 2013 Golf Membership and other great prizes including a brand new Scotty Cameron putter! Raffle tickets are $10 each or 15 for $100!
 
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