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20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

God I love this thread!

Street food vendor in NYC :
"We have crab juice and Mt Dew"
Homer "Ewwwwwww! I'll take the crab juice!"
(I always laugh when I think about this when I see or think about Mt Dew)

Or Grimey as he liked to be called...

Radical?! I always say radical! That's my line! - Milhouse

Everything coming up Milhouse!
 
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My car gets 30 rods to the hogshead and thats the way I likes it.

So anyway I had an onion tied to my belt...which was the fashion at the time.
 
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Those medicines aren't for you!
Come on Marge, maybe I haven't been getting enough....Estrogen.

One of your carbon blobs in sector 7G.

And we'll march day and night by the big cooling tower, they have the plant, but we have the power.

WooHoo! Look at that pavement fly!

Hello my name is Mr. Snrub and I come from some place far away. Yes, that will do. Anyway I say we invest that money back in the nuclear plant.

I think the money should be spent on something the whole town can be proud of.
Like a giant billboard that says no fat chicks?

I'm Kent Brockman reporting live, and how can I prove I'm live? *****!

Lyle Lanley: Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
Like a genuine,
Bona fide,
Electrified,
Six-car
Monorail!
What'd I say?
Ned Flanders: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: What's it called?
Patty+Selma: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: That's right! Monorail!
[crowd chants `Monorail' softly and rhythmically]
Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud...
Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud.
Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend?
Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend.
Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs?
Lyle Lanley: You'll be given cushy jobs.
Abe: Were you sent here by the devil?
Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I'm on the level.
Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can.
Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man.
I swear it's Springfield's only choice...
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
All: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: What's it called?
All: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: Once again...
All: Monorail!
Marge: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken...
Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!
All: Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!
[big finish]
Monorail!
Homer: Mono... D'oh!
 
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Larry Flynt is right!!!

Homer, you've ruined a perfectly good jacket.
Correction Marge, 2 perfectly good jackets.

Look at those saps back on land with their laws and their ethics. They'll never know the simple joys of a monkey knife fight.

And look over there, they're rebroadcasting Major League Baseball with implied oral consent, not expressed written consent.
 
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

gounhwildcats said:
Homer, you've ruined a perfectly good jacket.
Correction Marge, 2 perfectly good jackets.

Look at those saps back on land with their laws and their ethics. They'll never know the simple joys of a monkey knife fight.

And look over there, they're rebroadcasting Major League Baseball with implied oral consent, not expressed written consent.
Click to expand...

Some more of my favorites!

Nelson disgusted: It smells like Wisconsin!
 
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thebrain said:
Some more of my favorites!

Nelson disgusted: It smells like Wisconsin!
Click to expand...

On the subject of Wisconsin...


This just in ... Springfield is now the fattest city in the nation!

Yahoo! Take that Milwaukee!
 
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In your face, Milwaukee.

Aaaawwww, the Denver Broncos...They suck!

Homer: Do you know why your mom and I sleep in the same bed?
Bart: Because we're poor.
Homer: Exactly. And we're poor because we have kids.
 
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And now for Eastern Europe's favourite cat and mouse team...Worker and Parasite!!!

What the hell was that?!!


More Krusty: I could have pulled a better cartoon out of my A-A-Hey Hey Hey kids!!!
 
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First you get the suger. Then you get the money. Then you get the women!
 
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Marge: I'm afraid we're gonna need a bigger house.
Homer: No, we won't. I got it all figured out. The baby can have Bart's crib, and Bart can sleep with us until he's 21.
Marge: Won't that warp him?
Homer: My cousin Frank did it.
Marge: You don't have a cousin Frank.
Homer: He became Francine back in '76. Then he joined that cult. I think his name is Mother Shabubu now.
 
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