Iran So Far Away: 2026

[Kepler]

I saw a "breaking news" on an AJ live segment where the host claimed the IRG just announced they will attack or interdict all shipping attempting to exit east through the Strait of Hormuz. Anyone entering is permitted safe harbor.

But I do not see confirmation yet.

For the keeeds. Note: at the time of this video, no member of the band could play an instrument yet, so ideal for this Administration.

 

[ScoobyDoo]

Good. I hope that straight is shutdown forever due to this war. It would take a metric shit ton of troops on the ground to secure it for the World. A lot of commerce goes through there.

 

[Jimjamesak]

Strait of Hormuz? A fan favorite from Cold War era apocalyptic fantasy.

 

[Kepler]

Strait of Hormuz? A fan favorite from Cold War era apocalyptic fantasy.

IIRC it is one of the scenarios running on the big board in War Games.

 

[Jimjamesak]

IIRC it is one of the scenarios running on the big board in War Games.

It’s the main plot point in Countdown To Looking Glass. Might be in Threads too but I think Threads was just Iran in general.

 

[Kepler]

This has been a possibility for 50 years. Only Dump was dumb enough to trigger it.

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

hahahahahahaha

Parody Nigel Farage (@parodypm.bsky.social)

"We called London a war zone and moved to Dubai by mistake"

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[Slap Shot]

https://x.com/Timodc/status/2028830998629093811?s=20

Still trying to wrap my head around Kash firing a unit that specializes in Iranian counter-intel LAST WEEK -- when they knew war was coming -- because the agents were involved in the Trump classified docs case.

 

[ScoobyDoo]

https://x.com/Timodc/status/2028830998629093811?s=20

I'm not. Nothing to wrap. Everything this administration has done and is doing was predicted by either Secretary Hillary Clinton, or Vice President Kamala Harris during their respective runs for the White House.

If only one of them was a man we may have been able to save the country.

 

[French Rage]

It's OK, it's not like the head of the counter-terrorism unit is a 20-something who was previously a gardener.

 

[Kepler]

Ted Cruz provides cover for the tangerine tyrant.

MAGA splits over Amerikkka First.

 

[ScoobyDoo]

Jules or Τζουλς 🕊️🍉 (@katsikajules.bsky.social)

Remember this? “If you take out Saddam, I guarantee you it will have enormously positive impact in the region" A million people died, an entire society was destroyed in a War based on a complete lie.

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Who said it? Who started this war? The answer is obvious.

 

[ScoobyDoo]

Ricky Davila (@therickydavila.bsky.social)

MAGA said their pedo orange felon wouldn’t start any wars and that he would bring down oil/gas and grocery prices quickly. So far he has bombed several countries, has murdered countless civilians, has declared war and has caused all prices to surge. MAGA voters seem very quiet.

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[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

us embassy in dubai hit and on fire lol

 

[ScoobyDoo]

us embassy in dubai hit and on fire lol

Let it burn.

 

[ScoobyDoo]

The Editorial Board (@editorialboard.bsky.social)

Just so you know, there is already someone in place as Iran's new supreme leader who is either just as bad or worse than the old one whom Israel assassinated.

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[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

The Editorial Board (@editorialboard.bsky.social)

Just so you know, there is already someone in place as Iran's new supreme leader who is either just as bad or worse than the old one whom Israel assassinated.

bsky.app

will that help advance the biblical prophecy?

maybe joe will come tell us after he's not raptured. perhaps some of his spawn could go fight, tho.

 

[ScoobyDoo]

I hope so. I am ready for the war to end all wars. Bring it.

Marco Rubio is now explaining how they're just starting charter flights to get Americans out of the war zone. Good planning ahead of time.

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

it also doenst help when you can career state workers and replace them with buddies. can't imagine those consulates are being run as they should

 

[ScoobyDoo]

it also doenst help when you can career state workers and replace them with buddies. can't imagine those consulates are being run as they should

If we have learned anything in the last 10 years it is that "you only need your buddies, especially when your buddies are billionaire's" and "anyone who needs the government for anything is expendable" (which is pretty much everyone else but the billionaire's).