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The States 2: States Rights for Me But Not for Thee

Yeah, Wisconsin wins going away and it's not even close. I lived in NH for a number of years and went to a drinking school (our unofficial mascot in an anthropomorphic keg, ffs), but no. There's a reason people from Wisconsin are banned from drinking contests in Cancun.
 
I don't want the average, I want the best on my team.
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1 = 113.3 Million Gallons
2 = 42.3
3 = 11.0
4 = 60.6
5 = 13.8
6 = 89.3
7 = 59.4
8 = 24.9
9 = 55.2
10 = 63.6
11 = 32.0
12 = 102.1
13 = 37.6

Leaders: California (LA) carries the Pacific delegation, New York (NYC) bolsters the Empire group, and Chicago and Wisconsin float the Great Lakes team to third.

I recall doing the Miller Brewery tour a few times a decade back, and each trip through the warehouse, they prided themselves on shipping more product to the city limits of Chicago than the entire state of Wisconsin.
 

I just listened to the James Talarico interview. Never would’ve heard it otherwise without the FCC chaos. These were his very last words:
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“They want us talking about furries and bathrooms so we don’t realize that they are picking our pockets, that they are closing our schools, they are gutting our healthcare, and they are raising taxes on all of us while they cut taxes for their billionaire donors. The culture wars are a smoke screen because the real fight in this country is not left versus right; it’s top versus bottom.”
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Again, the Republicans are going to have to do a whole lot better than “Vote for us because we’re not the left.”
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unofan said:
Yeah, Wisconsin wins going away and it's not even close. I lived in NH for a number of years and went to a drinking school (our unofficial mascot in an anthropomorphic keg, ffs), but no. There's a reason people from Wisconsin are banned from drinking contests in Cancun.
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I've also spent tons of time in NH, and there's no way they are even close to Wisconsin.
 
If this was prior to 1990 or so I’d put Alaska alone in the top 3. Sadly the Baptist influence grew and our alcohol tolerance has dropped.

Now, a weed smoking contest? Alaska is winning that shit.
 
TBH I always pair TX and AK in my mind. AK is what TX thinks they are: individualistic and self-reliant. TX is just another red state that lives off federal welfare while doing a cringe teenager My Prerogative act.
 
Jimjamesak said:
If this was prior to 1990 or so I’d put Alaska alone in the top 3. Sadly the Baptist influence grew and our alcohol tolerance has dropped.

Now, a weed smoking contest? Alaska is winning that shit.
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Why did you let the fucking Baptists in?

I assumed you guys worshiped Snow Cthulu.
 
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