Movies: Poor Things, Barbie and Oppenheimer are stuck in La La Land

[Kepler]

Elf is a perfect holiday movie.

Just finished it.

It is.

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

Just finished it.

It is.

felonies are fun????

 

[Kepler]

TIL the next James Bond may be fucking Dua Lipa.

 

[Proud2baLaker]

felonies are fun????

You smell like beef and cheese.

 

[Jimjamesak]

TIL the next James Bond may be fucking Dua Lipa.

I’m in for this.

 

[Kepler]

You smell like beef and cheese.

Six-inch ribbon curls, honey.

 

[Handyman]

It isnt happening (and the fear mongering about it is delicious) but honestly who cares?

 

[Kepler]

It isnt happening (and the fear mongering about it is delicious) but honestly who cares?

Could you be more specific?

 

[state of hockey]

I think it should be Michael Palin.

Apologies. That’s Sir Michael Edward Palin.

 

[Handyman]

Could you be more specific?

James Bond.

 

[French Rage]

TIL the next James Bond may be fucking Dua Lipa.

Says who?

 

[Slap Shot]

I would have gone with Jude Law but he might be past the part by now? Idris Alba the same?

Benedict Cumberbatch, Tom Hiddleston, Theo James, Callum Turner, no to Tom Holland and no to the dude from Bridgerton, maybe Tom Hardy, Cillian Murphy (would he do it?), just no to a woman. Sorry but that's the part. There have been plenty of other vehicles the past several years putting women in similar roles. Keep doing that.

 

[aparch]

I would have gone with Jude Law but he might be past the part by now? Idris Alba the same?

Benedict Cumberbatch, Tom Hiddleston, Theo James, Callum Turner, no to Tom Holland and no to the dude from Bridgerton, maybe Tom Hardy, Cillian Murphy (would he do it?), just no to a woman. Sorry but that's the part. There have been plenty of other vehicles the past several years putting women in similar roles. Keep doing that.

He's engaged to Dua Lipa and is the hot new name being dropped. All articles I saw said she would be the Bond girl and/or sing the title song.

I'm still holding out for Aaron Taylor Johnson.


Also, Amazon owns MGM and the rights to James Bond, so they're bound to fuck it up.

 

[Handyman]

Honestly they should just let it sit for a while most of the names being bandied about are too old or rather meh.

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

I would have gone with Jude Law but he might be past the part by now? Idris Alba the same?

Benedict Cumberbatch, Tom Hiddleston, Theo James, Callum Turner, no to Tom Holland and no to the dude from Bridgerton, maybe Tom Hardy, Cillian Murphy (would he do it?), just no to a woman. Sorry but that's the part. There have been plenty of other vehicles the past several years putting women in similar roles. Keep doing that.

i thought bond was supposed to be handsome? Cumberbatch and Murphy - god, no.

 

[state of hockey]

If they’d let an American do it I’m on the Wallace Shawn bandwagon.

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

If they’d let an American do it I’m on the Wallace Shawn bandwagon.

sure, and honey booboo as the bond girl.

 

[Handyman]

If they’d let an American do it I’m on the Wallace Shawn bandwagon.

Bond...James Bond!

 

[Jimjamesak]

In fairness the next Bond is an Irish actor named Patrick Gibson. He voices 007 in the upcoming game 007 First Light, an origin story game made by the same studio who developed the Hitman series.