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World Soccer XXIX: Pro/Rel USA! just kidding!

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That was fun. It wasn't soccer but it was fun.
 
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I have said this before but women's soccer is almost more enjoyable than men's to me because there tends to be far more attacking play/scoring chances.

Seems to have really been accentuated with this US team though. I don't know whether they're more uptempo or offense is just developing faster than defense.

France was much better containing us than England who barely seem to be trying. Who knew Firewagon Soccer was a thing?
 
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That British chick sitting next to the Team USA fan at the Dumbo in New York didn't seem to be enjoying herself...
 
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And now everybody's being shot in midstride.
 
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US is like Minny or BC: they're honestly shocked when anything is called on them.
 
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Press and Heath so gorgeous to watch them maneuver in a phone booth
 
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There is one super athletic ex-mil woman in my office who could crush us all. She's a lunatic far right "bomb them back to the stone age" nutbar but she loves Rapinoe and the whole team (she's obviously a lesbian but she comes from a Fundy thunder god family so she either has no clue or she's miserable, closeted, and feels shame because Her Religion Is F-cking Stupid).

All of the males are Foxies -- either old, white, fat, leering Hannity types or ex-mil black guys with Ben Carson bumper stickers and a desperately sad desire to please The Man by showing they're "one of the good ones."

Good God, what kind of office do you work in? :eek:
 
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Stupid buffering.

Checking for offside. Looks like 2-2.

Wow! No goal! Still 2-1 USA!
 
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No goal
 
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