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World Soccer X: Duh, duh, duh, duh...The Champions!

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Anyone else see that the backup kicker for Ohio State (who kicked the OT winner against Iowa today) is an MLS washout who played on several US youth teams?

he was a prop 40 kid who joined the mutiny at age 18, after the mutiny folded, he bounced around a couple of other teams, ending with the crew (which is how he wound up at ohio state)
 
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Seriously. W. T. F.

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=699533&sec=england&cc=5901

Arsenal striker Robin Van Persie is set to try an unorthodox method of treatment in a desperate bid to speed up his recovery from an ankle injury.

The Dutchman will have placenta rubbed into the damaged area by a Serbian housewife who successfully healed a former Feyenoord team-mate Danzo Lazovic.

Van Persie is expected to fly out to Belgrade on Tuesday, with the backing of manager Arsene Wenger, to seek the services of Mariana Kovacevic - who has a reputation for drastically speeding up the recovery times of those she treats.

Lazovic, now of PSV, visited the housewife last month after suffering a hamstring injury that was expected to rule him out for five weeks. But after having the placenta fluid rubbed into the affected area, the Serbian striker returned to action after just one week out.

"She is vague about her methods but I know that she first massages you for a long time with placenta fluid," Van Persie said. "I am going to give it a try.

"It can't do any harm and if it helps, it helps. I've been in contact with Arsenal's chief physio about it. The club has allowed me to have this treatment done."

Van Persie, who ruptured ligaments in his right ankle during a friendly against Italy last weekend, decided to take drastic action after two separate doctors in Holland both told the striker he faces at least six weeks out.
 
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I think this one would be more likely a placebo effect here. If you're crazy enough to try it, you're crazy enough to think that it might work, and then your body can just fix itself. Massage can help out a lot with injury's, but I'm not seeing where a placenta rub would help you out much good.

Also, I am kinda curious as to just what exactly she is using. An Animal placenta from something like a horse or a cow, or a human placenta?
 
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I think this one would be more likely a placebo effect here. If you're crazy enough to try it, you're crazy enough to think that it might work, and then your body can just fix itself. Massage can help out a lot with injury's, but I'm not seeing where a placenta rub would help you out much good.

Also, I am kinda curious as to just what exactly she is using. An Animal placenta from something like a horse or a cow, or a human placenta?

I picture this ending like the time Bart tried to faith-heal the broken leg of Springfield U's kicker.

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What's this you say? Millwall has violent fans?
 
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b.laden said:
praise allah i'm stuck in a cave in afganastan rather than the middle england leafy suburbs of staines for this mother of all wars.

Classic.
 
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Today's NY Times profiles Elizabeth Lambert, the University of New Mexico soccer player who did all that dirty stuff in the video.

I just thought I'd mention that she's pretty hot and I could think of some different dirty stuff that... well, you see where I'm going with that.

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Women's soccer players, despite the lack of awesome boobage, I'm noticing can be pretty fantastically hot.
 
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The fact that she repeatedly uses the word "female" rather than "woman" in that story, coupled with the fact that she does participate in <strike>female</strike> women's soccer, leads me to believe she more than likely engages in "alternative lifestyles."
 
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Ireland just scored a road goal @France, this is now a tied WCQ playoff (1-1 agg). About 30 minutes in.

Edit: Denmark just scored to open the 2nd half in a friendly vs USA. Also, 1-1.

Today's NY Times profiles Elizabeth Lambert, the University of New Mexico soccer player who did all that dirty stuff in the video.

I just thought I'd mention that she's pretty hot and I could think of some different dirty stuff that... well, you see where I'm going with that.
Some girls like hair pulling ;)
 
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Greece has qualified for the World Cup. Awesome.

Now if Ireland can get it done that would be doubly awesome.
 
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Denmark scores again at 52' to lead 2-1. Subs making the difference apparently.
 
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