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What The Fark 6: FARK OFF!

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This was on 20/20 just the other day.

Story just keeps getting better as you read it:

Charles had previous stated in court documents that he “feared for his life” after Lori allegedly made concerning statements after meeting Chad, who is the author of several religious-themed fiction books.

He said Lori, at one point, claimed she was “a god assigned to carry out the work of the 144,000 at Christ’s second coming in July 2020” and didn’t want anything to do with her family “because she had a more important mission to carry out.”

Malachite, the mineral used in this wedding ring is often called the “stone of transformation.” It’s used in energy healings and was mentioned in a document allegedly written by Melani’s new husband – Ian Powlaski.

On the other hand, this is Idaho so that makes this just another Thursday.
 
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The most popular uber eats orders in Oklahoma is spicy tuna roll and in both Missouri and Wisconsin crag Rangoon? California is chicken tikka masala? I don't even know what that is beyond the chicken. If true, we have an outbreak of the panpompous. <a href="https://t.co/42bRnUQTD0">https://t.co/42bRnUQTD0</a></p>— Jonathan Turley (@JonathanTurley) <a href="https://twitter.com/JonathanTurley/status/1247182354755604487?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 6, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
 
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That article is amazing.

Smith said his goal was to protect his family. His wife gathered the children and took them to a bedroom and closed the door.

Smith fights at 205 pounds. Somehow, he said, this man who weighed around 170 pounds was still coming at him, an elite UFC fighter, for minutes.

"No normal human is able to fight like that," Smith said. "I'm by no means the baddest dude on the planet. But he's a regular Joe and I had a hard time dealing with him. And he took everything that I gave him -- every punch, every knee, every elbow. He took every single one of them and kept fighting me."

At one point, Smith said, his mother-in-law brought him a kitchen knife, which he held to Haberman, who continued to fight him, Smith said.

When the police arrived, officers were able to subdue Haberman, Smith said. He said there was blood all over the computer room and Haberman was cut and had swelling on his face.

According to Smith, Haberman told him, "Hey man, I'm sorry" as he walked by after things calmed down.

PCP is a hell of a drug.
 
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In the movie I want Rowan Atkinson playing him.
Perfect. "The passenger was not cross-checked by ground crew and had not tightened the harness adequately on his own. He had also not donned his G-suit pants correctly and his helmet and oxygen mask were unbuckled." No writer would ever put that down on paper outside of a cartoon - it's liternally not believable.
 
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