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What The Fark 6: FARK OFF!

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Police in Norfolk are looking to identify a man they say had sex with a horse at a farm in town early Thursday morning.

Around 4:30 a.m. that morning, a security camera at Turner Hill Equestrian Stables showed the man in the horse stables. The man appeared to use grain as a lure, and one of the horses came out of its pen, according to the MetroWest Daily News. The man had allegedly turned off all the stable’s security cameras, minus one, which caught the act.

“To have someone break into your barn, pick out a horse like it’s a lady lover, pull her out, and maneuver yourself in such a manner for self-gratification is beyond me,” Hillary Swarr, the owner of the farm, told the newspaper, calling the man a “sexual predator.”
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https://www.boston.com/news/local-news/2021/07/19/norfolk-horse-incident/?p1=hp_featurestack
 
unofan said:
Nope. You wait until you or they are retired and tell them to fark off outside of court.

If nothing else, you're never getting a toss-up ruling your way again from that judge.
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And I can’t imagine it curries favor with any other judge, either.
 
I'd really like to know the background on that story. It looks like the guy has practiced law for 50 years. It doesn't look like he is a complete nut either.

I wonder if the guy is just losing it, or if there is a backstory between him and this judge.
 
Kepler said:
An almost impossibly beautiful illustration of the idiocy of celebrities:

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I bought a bottle of water from a vending machine a couple weeks ago, turned out is was a bottle of Smart Water. That company does the alkaline thing, and it tastes horribly unnatural.
 
French Rage said:
Snail?
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Poisoning maybe?

Edit: Ick. Worse:

Snails might seem pretty harmless. But they harbor a particular type of worms that are released into bodies of water as larvae. Step into the water to bathe or wash your clothes, and those larvae can penetrate your skin by degrading its proteins. They won’t leave a wound. But they will leave you with a terrible illness called bilharzia or schistosomiasis.
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Kepler said:
Poisoning maybe?

Edit: Ick. Worse:
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Seems like those freeloading snails are getting credit for the worms’ hard work.

Mosquitoes, too, but at least they’re only passing along a protozoan and not another animal.
 
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LynahFan said:
Seems like those freeloading snails are getting credit for the worms’ hard work.

Mosquitoes, too, but at least they’re only passing along a protozoan and not another animal.
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Well humans are but parasites living within the real persons: corporations.
 
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