What's new
By:
USCHO Fan Forum

This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!

  • The USCHO Fan Forum has migrated to a new plaform, xenForo. Most of the function of the forum should work in familiar ways. Please note that you can switch between light and dark modes by clicking on the gear icon in the upper right of the main menu bar. We are hoping that this new platform will prove to be faster and more reliable. Please feel free to explore its features.

What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

Status
Not open for further replies.
Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

Goddam Generation Z and their Airpod Toast...
 
Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

Not a good neigh bor.

@nbcwashington: A Maryland man is accused of attempting to have sexual relations with a horse and is now prohibited from contact with any animal species. http://nbc4dc.com/zq25gdL
 
Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

The Story of the Pences' Marriage

Mike married a divorced woman, thereby committing adultery as far as their then-Catholic faith is concerned. I guess, "We were young and he was working too hard" is good enough to get an annulment nowadays. ;)

Also, talk about a creepy and invasive way to get a woman's number without asking her directly for it. That registrar should have been fired.
 
Last edited:
Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

Mike Pence is one of the creepiest motherf-ckers I’ve ever read about who isn’t incarcerated for sex crimes.
 
Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

I'm not turning off my ad blocker for Business Insider. Anybody care to post a synopsis?

My guess is he liked the look of a married woman so he murdered her husband, hid in the bushes at the funeral, then asked the mortician for her address and phone number so he could send her flowers.
 
Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

Kepler said:
I'm not turning off my ad blocker for Business Insider. Anybody care to post a synopsis?

My guess is he liked the look of a married woman so he murdered her husband, hid in the bushes at the funeral, then asked the mortician for her address and phone number so he could send her flowers.
Click to expand...

He was originally interested in Karen's sister, and got the sister's number by pestering the registrar at Indiana University (where they both attended) to give him her number. :eek:

After they'd dated for awhile, she got some sort of gold pendant made that said, "YES" and secretly wore it around her neck so she'd be ready for the moment he proposed. ("It's OK if you don't want to get married today honey...tomorrow will do." :eek:)

They were both hardcore Catholics at the time, and wanted to get married in the church. Karen had previously been married to a medical student, but walked away from the marriage because he was spending too much time studying, or something. So she needed an annulment.

In summation, they're both overly clingy, needy, and hypocritical creeps. I guarantee you if they have smartphones, she's the type who texts him every 15 minutes throughout the day.
 
Last edited:
Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

MissThundercat said:
Some jerk in Boston is planning a Straight Pride parade.

https://www.complex.com/life/2019/06/straight-pride-parade-being-planned-boston

Yes. You heard that right. I expect it to be full of MAGA hats. And mostly cisgender men.
Click to expand...
When I was attending tUMD, the College Republicans held a "Straight Is Great" Rally Day. They made it clear they weren't against LGBT (although the "T" was a rarity back then), but wanted a day of their own. They made fun of themselves, of course. Very self-deprecating. Still got ripped on for the stunt. I thought it was hilarious.
 
Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

The Rube said:
When I was attending tUMD, the College Republicans held a "Straight Is Great" Rally Day. They made it clear they weren't against LGBT (although the "T" was a rarity back then), but wanted a day of their own. They made fun of themselves, of course. Very self-deprecating. Still got ripped on for the stunt. I thought it was hilarious.
Click to expand...

Jesus. Are you a men’s rights activist too?
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top