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What the Fark 2: That Was... Interesting.

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ShirtlessBob said:
As if the color of that stupid dress wasn't an issue, and whether the cat going up or down wasn't an issue... now the Internet is stumped by the date of Cheryl's birthday.
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I never get these quickly, but I think I got it in under a minute. Spoiler:

1. Since A (month) knows B (day) doesn't know, it can't be a month containing a unique day (18 or 19), therefore it can't be May or June.
2. Since (day) didn't know originally, but now does, it can't be a day that matches both July and August (14).
3. Since (month) knows once 14 is eliminated, it must be July (16), which has just one other choice, rather than August which has two (15 or 17).

Therefore, Cheryl's birthday is July 16.
 
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Kepler said:
"Don't mention the war."

Has anybody else noticed that Christmas lights seem to be less of a "thing"? I live in a neighborhood where the level of public religiosity is somewhere between the Dome of the Rock and the Ka'aba, and every year there are fewer light displays. (The Nativity displays, OTOH, are off the hook.)
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People are learning that Xmas lights and trees have their origins in Pagan Saturnalias and the hardcore evangelicals have started moving away from them because of that (ask one of my friends about Easter and bunnies and eggs - you receive a death stare). Other people are too busy to bother with them these days due to having scheduled their kids in 27 different after school activities, and then there are people like me becoming a larger portion of the population.
 
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St. Clown said:
People are learning that Xmas lights and trees have their origins in Pagan Saturnalias and the hardcore evangelicals have started moving away from them because of that (ask one of my friends about Easter and bunnies and eggs - you receive a death stare). Other people are too busy to bother with them these days due to having scheduled their kids in 27 different after school activities, and then there are people like me becoming a larger portion of the population.
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Makes sense. Our bumpkins got Halloween-themed school events canceled a few years ago because TEHSATAN!!11!
 
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Kepler said:
Makes sense. Our bumpkins got Halloween-themed school events canceled a few years ago because TEHSATAN!!11!
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My nephews didn't have much for Halloween because of the masks, specifically the masks being a safety concern. I don't understand that piece at all, but it was the excuse used to no longer allow it.
 
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St. Clown said:
My nephews didn't have much for Halloween because of the masks, specifically the masks being a safety concern. I don't understand that piece at all, but it was the excuse used to no longer allow it.
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If kids are wearing masks, it is more difficult for the police to determine whether it's OK to shoot them.
 
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