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WCHA Semis - Minnesota vs. North Dakota

Re: WCHA Semis - Minnesota vs. North Dakota

was their ever a nice guy? I always thought you were one of the better goof fans but a few nasty reps later and I have a different view... the Sioux will have to play twice as well tomorrow if the want to hang with Minny. all in all though I am very pleased what this team has been able to with it's available talent. holy NC$$s batman!!!


BTW, eff the gophers!

Slap Shot is the best poster ever. Now Bentover, that's an ounce of gray matter in 42 ounces of booze.
 
hopefully the WCHA puts a few more refs on the ice so rau has more bodies to hide behind. here's hoping that he and Blood meet in aforementioned corner... :eek:

Blood has already demonstrated he doesn't have the cajones to meet in the corner.

No, the smallest guy in the handshake line is his style.
 
Re: WCHA Semis - Minnesota vs. North Dakota

I eagerly anticipate Blood going after another one of the smallest guys on the Gophers. Such a man, that guy.
 
Re: WCHA Semis - Minnesota vs. North Dakota

Back by popular demand!!!

hakstol_bird.jpg


Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead
Tacky, tak, tak, better understand Hak, he be straight up psycho
He's a slave to the Finger Wave
Rattatat, goes his little gat
Pushin' on that trigger if he feel and that's for real
Meanwhile I be knockin out Susies like Holyfield
Well buck, buck, buck
Haha! Susies gettin' struck
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead

(Matt) Greenie tried to do me wrong and kill
So I stole up on his grill
I got up on my blades, lynchin' wit a stick
Made him look sick
When Susies try to step, I strike em on the dome
Or grill, so chill
Before I get buck wild for another thrill
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead

Cause Haks a straight up psycho
Rides a clown cycle
Hey Mike Meyers, I'm eatin Susies like Breyer's ice cream!
If you know what I mean
Gotta buff 'cep like Mr. Clean
Cuz I'm lean from the gym
Got the power within
My game, so I won
And just for fun
Use my stick like a friggin' gun
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead

Now I be slayin' Susie boneheads like a turkey on Thanksgiving
Here comes my bomb
Oops! Broke his arm
So ring the alarm
Hey nice, conquered Susies with charm
It's all about the Curse stickin' to ya
Ralphie liked to go nuddah
Cuz he smoked that huddah
He liked Kraut dudah
Came straight from the sewah, who knewa?
Nazi party stuff wit no fear
Hey wanna buy a t-shirt my dear?
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead

I had to step up to that Susie and beat him down
Wit a rugged sound
Comin' straight from underground
When Susies try to strike, I peel their cap
Ever since I got my strap
Don't take their crap
Time for Susie to take a nap
Hey Hak! what's it to ya
Soon the press is gonna boo ya!
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead

Susie always got blasted
But now it's time to get drastic
Like Jurassic Park, Ralphie creeps in the dark
Susie try to be the leader
Wit a Nazi whip and beater
Slap a Susie til he's screamin' and afraid
Like the logo, they will gonna fade
Finish with a Bauer switchblade
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead

Gopher power in control
Better act like ya know
Knick, knack, paddy, wack give the dog a bone
Buckin' Susies upside the dome
Wit the chrome
Cuz I'm the crazy from the home
Who beat Susies down wit the KO Zone
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead

Loaded up the clip and spray
Smoked Susies then tossed em in the ash tray
Cause I'm that crazie that really don't care
Grew long hair, go ahead and dare
When coach put me to work
Those Susies were hurt
I'd be doin' dirt
Cuz when it comes to Susie demons, I'm steamin'
I'm ground and pound to a body, maybe several
Wit the bass and treble
Yo take it to the next level
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead

Make the Susies frightful
Shoot em wit my rifle
Make em all stifle
Ha! Haks goin' insane in the brain
This is one lunatic they can't explain
Cuz he's the psychopathic Hak-it, causin' racket
Doc couldn't calm him down wit a straight jacket
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead

Pop goes the weasel, Hak's Finger Wave
You all ______ off, signed Thank you, Dave
He sticks to Ralphies spirit like epoxy
Ralphie ghoul calls him Hottsie
Hak is fun and laid back like a Nazi
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead
 
Re: WCHA Semis - Minnesota vs. North Dakota

Back by popular demand!!!

hakstol_bird.jpg


Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead
Tacky, tak, tak, better understand Hak, he be straight up psycho
He's a slave to the Finger Wave
Rattatat, goes his little gat
Pushin' on that trigger if he feel and that's for real
Meanwhile I be knockin out Susies like Holyfield
Well buck, buck, buck
Haha! Susies gettin' struck
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead

(Matt) Greenie tried to do me wrong and kill
So I stole up on his grill
I got up on my blades, lynchin' wit a stick
Made him look sick
When Susies try to step, I strike em on the dome
Or grill, so chill
Before I get buck wild for another thrill
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead

Cause Haks a straight up psycho
Rides a clown cycle
Hey Mike Meyers, I'm eatin Susies like Breyer's ice cream!
If you know what I mean
Gotta buff 'cep like Mr. Clean
Cuz I'm lean from the gym
Got the power within
My game, so I won
And just for fun
Use my stick like a friggin' gun
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead

Now I be slayin' Susie boneheads like a turkey on Thanksgiving
Here comes my bomb
Oops! Broke his arm
So ring the alarm
Hey nice, conquered Susies with charm
It's all about the Curse stickin' to ya
Ralphie liked to go nuddah
Cuz he smoked that huddah
He liked Kraut dudah
Came straight from the sewah, who knewa?
Nazi party stuff wit no fear
Hey wanna buy a t-shirt my dear?
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead

I had to step up to that Susie and beat him down
Wit a rugged sound
Comin' straight from underground
When Susies try to strike, I peel their cap
Ever since I got my strap
Don't take their crap
Time for Susie to take a nap
Hey Hak! what's it to ya
Soon the press is gonna boo ya!
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead

Susie always got blasted
But now it's time to get drastic
Like Jurassic Park, Ralphie creeps in the dark
Susie try to be the leader
Wit a Nazi whip and beater
Slap a Susie til he's screamin' and afraid
Like the logo, they will gonna fade
Finish with a Bauer switchblade
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead

Gopher power in control
Better act like ya know
Knick, knack, paddy, wack give the dog a bone
Buckin' Susies upside the dome
Wit the chrome
Cuz I'm the crazy from the home
Who beat Susies down wit the KO Zone
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead

Loaded up the clip and spray
Smoked Susies then tossed em in the ash tray
Cause I'm that crazie that really don't care
Grew long hair, go ahead and dare
When coach put me to work
Those Susies were hurt
I'd be doin' dirt
Cuz when it comes to Susie demons, I'm steamin'
I'm ground and pound to a body, maybe several
Wit the bass and treble
Yo take it to the next level
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead

Make the Susies frightful
Shoot em wit my rifle
Make em all stifle
Ha! Haks goin' insane in the brain
This is one lunatic they can't explain
Cuz he's the psychopathic Hak-it, causin' racket
Doc couldn't calm him down wit a straight jacket
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead

Pop goes the weasel, Hak's Finger Wave
You all ______ off, signed Thank you, Dave
He sticks to Ralphies spirit like epoxy
Ralphie ghoul calls him Hottsie
Hak is fun and laid back like a Nazi
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead
Cuz Haks a straight up psycho, sick in the head
When he wanna scare the refs, he use the Finger Wave instead
Yeah, I remember my first beer...
 
Re: WCHA Semis - Minnesota vs. North Dakota

Wow. I haven't seen that monumental of a collapse since the 35W bridge went down. Well, maybe the Wild season approaches it.

Whioux really picked it up, but the whole Gopher team decided to stop playing. From Patterson on out they looked like complete crap for the whole third and much of the second period. Not a good way to enter the NCAA tourney. Hope they don't embarrass themselves this badly next weekend.
 
Re: WCHA Semis - Minnesota vs. North Dakota

Finally got internet access! Man, my hat is off to UND. They came out completely flat, Minnesota punched them in the face a few times, and then UND turned it on. When the 3rd period started, I said to no one in particular at the bar "First team to score this period wins." Sure enough, UND scored first, and then scored often. Hopefully this is a wake-up call for the Gophers that a 3-0 lead is not something to sit on, but it definitely worries me for the tourney that our best asset on the team, Patty, gave up so many goals, and our team 'D' went to hell.
 
Re: WCHA Semis - Minnesota vs. North Dakota

Wow. I haven't seen that monumental of a collapse since the 35W bridge went down. Well, maybe the Wild season approaches it.

Whioux really picked it up, but the whole Gopher team decided to stop playing. From Patterson on out they looked like complete crap for the whole third and much of the second period. Not a good way to enter the NCAA tourney. Hope they don't embarrass themselves this badly next weekend.
It could go one of two ways, and the two possibilities couldn't be more different.

One possibility is that team is broken, and that they're one and done regardless of who they're paired against at the regional. But the other possibility, at least equally likely, is that with the pressure cooker punctured last night, they'll come out flying next weekend. In other words, playing with a nothing to lose mentality that can be highly effective. Pre-pairwise, we used to talk about teams getting into the tournament on a "back door" basis. That's kind of the Gophers' position now. Emotionally it's not a bad place to be. It's actually a motivational challenge to win a Broadmoor Trophy or a Mason Cup, and still maintain the intensity in the regionals the following weekend. Quite a few backdoor teams have had successful runs in the NCAA tournament over the years, in part because the burden of a being favorite was erased in a conference tournament.

Best of luck at the West Regional.

EDIT: Obviously the Gophers chose the second option. Congratulations for bouncing back so well, and good luck in Tampa.
 
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Re: WCHA Semis - Minnesota vs. North Dakota

I eagerly anticipate Blood going after another one of the smallest guys on the Gophers. Such a man, that guy.
Man, you guys will ride that horse until it collapses like MN did Friday night. I wish all of the UND players were angels like the Goofs have always been (tongue firmly in cheek). Give it a rest.
 
Re: WCHA Semis - Minnesota vs. North Dakota

Did Don Lucia have MS and Laryngitis on Friday night? I mean it's got to be the only explanation for not calling a timeout after the third goal.
 
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